Two in a row and beat by Patrick Bailey. Doesn't get more embarrassing than that.

There is a reason Watergate was broken by Woodward & Bernstein on the metro desk AND NOT by the White House press corps.

Izzy Stone was mocking White House reporters as useless back in the 1950s

this is one of the best memes of all time

Exclusive: ICE Glasses Homeland Security is making “smart glasses” to collect intelligence on Americans

Solid reporting from Ken Klippenstein on ICE Glasses that could impact all Americans, not just undocumented immigrants.

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Right? lIke, these people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me, and whatnot.

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Pope tweet: "When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth."

Pope just told me to log off?

What the fuck

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

All of this chaos is exactly what the 78 million who voted for and worship him wanted. They all want to die by his hand but want to see everyone else go before them.

ok but who's out here buying the world's biggest condom

Don't schedule posts!

The Giants are losers, the doorstop of the sport and the Dodgers just crashed their unstoppable killing machine trying to drive over them. It's like the US military getting taken out by a carton of curdled milk.

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

Spock playing his lute the closed caption reads (strumming spooky chord)

Hell yeah

This piece is incredible because you're like "oh so that's what did it" like five times and by the end you're just like "jesus christ make it stop"

I've been saying or thinking "AOOGA" since Thursday.

Me: "Cool! You named it Spiral because it's a spiral notebook!"

You: (suppressing emotions) "Yeahhhh..."

Snip of why's comment ten minutes before the post this is in reply to: "Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea."

Netflix In Negotiations To Buy Radford Studios As Netflix nears the end of its 10-year lease on Sunset Bronson Studios, the streaming giant is looking north for new space.

My favorite lot
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We all agree that Landen Roupp is the new Ryan Vogelsong, right? I'm not the first/only person to say or think this, yeah?

Sending this back to three weeks ago to astound our past selves: "Jung Hoo Lee was on base??? The Giants scored a run??"

More like Andrew Fraudman!

they're 2 up again!

lol me

THE PROCESS PROVIDES

Some people might say, "Well, the Dodgers did lose 2 games in Colorado over the weekend," but the Rockies are a computer team now, like the Dodgers. The Giants are *not* a computer team. Computer not supposed to lose to no computer!

Tony Vitello trying shake loose all his college memories to become a part of the SF-LA rivalry: "um, yes... we definitely want to beat Louisiana -- I-I mean lost ama-less. With their various players and so forth. Um, they've got Shohtani. And, um, Max Mancy. Managed, of course, by, um, Dib Rivets."

Can't wait to see how Baseballs Prospectus and Savant spin this. The Giants are literally three batting averages in a trench coat with a front office run from a treehouse.