mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges

Good lord

my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time

SAVE AMERICA in a fascist ass font from an ICE ad

i think if they’re just straight up using the nazi fonts and stuff we can skip the rest of the big umberto eco list

The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude

It was good times!

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

It’s a classic, timeless gag

Many years ago you did an elaborate prank on the Golden Throne forum where you pretended that you drastically improved the quality of your work by mixing Irn Bru into your paints. I think about that a lot. I’m sad to hear it’s become a chore for you, hope this memory cheers you up.

Andrew, I enjoyed your guest appearance on Sleazoids! I hope this feedback revitalises your wretched body

the other day a member who was resigning from their workplace told me they'd like to stay in touch with me by connecting on LinkedIn and I had basically had to pretend I was going through a tunnel to get out of the conversation without sounding like the Unabomber

the only movie I've ever seen where I could tell the two co-stars apart was TWINS (1988)

I have a handwritten RSS feed on my own site yeah, it's not the best way to do it but I wanted my site to feel clunky and hand-built :)

I simply love to be living in an age where every single day brings a fresh and consequence-free news story that would, in a just world, be an era-defining event or government-toppling scandal

extremely weird vibes here at bluesky. like everyone is standing around on stage reading scripts that were generated by AI and trained on all of their twitter posts. or like a bunch of wild animals taken out of their native habitat and placed in a very convincing simulacrum of it, mooing cautiously