Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

pretty bow for the prettiest kitten boy

It’s time!

Read the rules before you enter!

Winner picks 1 set of brushes!

Good luck! 🍀

Been a while since i've done a freya
#nsfw

i swear they attract lint and pet hair particles i didnt even know existed in my home. like a magnet that makes all my pictures look bad XD

how to train your kitty boyfriend

Local Rathian discovers it is very helpful to keep hunters very close around, rather than to headbutt them! Though at this rate she may learn how to hip check them..

Bee, but after her first pregnancy she fully milfed up.

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

A chatacabra lady named Breva for InquisitorZaniel!

FEAR NOT

(CWs: oviposition, x-ray, gore (sort of?))
Ampulex compressa

Working on this made me insane. Wikipedia screenshot for context, because all porn should have required reading:

Lowkey dildos fresh after use make great handwarmers. Warm asffffff

did you know? every time you draw someone lifting their skirt to show their meat, you get closer to heaven? Source: me

breaking in the full moon

anthropomorphic queen bee with 4 arms, lying on the side, with one arm resting on the belly that is inflated, abstract background involving honey

cm for @justkindofhere.bsky.social !

ive found a lot of toys that are meant to simulate ovi, but not the actual eggs. is that enough prep maybe? just trying to make sure i dont like. . get stuck w a bunch of loose thangs up there. that would suck. any advice wld help :)

do any silicone fans have any advice for egg prep/training? i know better than to just have a go at eggs without any practice, but i cant find any toys meant specifically for that purpose. outside of like. . i guess anal bead chains are close enough if it comes to it

Lady Dagmar is by far the hottest character imo ^^ And granted this is being said while being extremely spider biased, but she's just so sleek and elegant! and her mandibles are so darling!! Truly a treat for bugfuckers everywhere. She's always going to be no.1 in my heart <33

porcelain doll girl #art

these colors are absolutely gorgeous marbled together!! cheers to the person who ordered this beauty, they have such good taste! :DD

Some ovi action for you'll pleasure~

Aha! This gold and and gorgeous beauty just arrived ❤️❤️ and with her is the realization i desperately need a new toy box. Guess i have some shopping to do ^^;

Maybe sometimes it's nice to put all your eggs in one basket. 🥚🐝

2026✒️

i want everyone to know you are mine

Plastic dolls are very easy to take apart.

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