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From the AmericaOnHardMode community on Reddit: The average federal income tax for an individual is 14.5%. But in 2025, Google’s parent company, Alphabet, paid just an 8% tax rate. Meta paid just 3.... Explore this post and more from the AmericaOnHardMode community

… taxes, again…

Idaho Banned Pride Flags, So Boise Found A Loophole That Is Honestly Kind Of Genius — BuzzFeed Honestly genius.

Very good.

From the conservativeterrorism community on Reddit: MAGA lawmaker proposes MAMDANI law to deport any citizen who ‘advocates for socialism and communism’ Explore this post and more from the conservativeterrorism community

They want war before mid-terms.

From the 50501 community on Reddit: Disabled military veterans arrested for peacefully protesting the Iran War at Capitol Hill Explore this post and more from the 50501 community

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From the NewsStarWorld community on Reddit: SHE SAID THIS LIVE! Explore this post and more from the NewsStarWorld community

I went through the wrong wormhole.

It Ain’t Fun Being MAGA No More | Funny Country Parody Song | Anti Trump Satire 2026 YouTube video by The Resistance

A great sing-a-long.

Mom - YouTube

This. This guy has it down.

Why MAGA is Always Angry #psychology #trump #politics YouTube video by Lucas Bean

Now do religion.

From the BeAmazed community on Reddit: The grave of Technical Sergeant Leonard Matlovich. It doesn’t have a name because he wanted it to be a monument to all gay veterans , 50 years ago it was feature... Explore this post and more from the BeAmazed community

✌️ and ❤️

Pentagon defends Pete Hegseth quoting 'Pulp Fiction' monologue at worship service — Entertainment Weekly The secretary of war evoked a scene from the 1994 Quentin Tarantino film in which Samuel L. Jackson recites his take on a Bible verse before shooting a man.

Petey entire existence is cosplay.

The Cybertruck of e-bikes is here to replace your car — The Verge It was at about 36 miles per hour that I decided the Infinite Machine Olto is not a bike. Sure, it has pedals, you don’t need a license to ride it in most (but not all!) places in the US, and the folk...

Stupid is as stupid does.

After Preachers and Radio Stations Denounced This 1975 Country Song, It Sold 15,000 Copies in a Week — People Loretta Lynn's 1975 song

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How the Christian right helped foment insurrection - Reveal Christian-right activists inside and outside of government promoted the election fraud lie and claimed God told them to “let the church roar.”

Delusional and Dangerous.

Government Workers Say They’re Getting Inundated With Religion — WIRED “This has never happened before,” one government employee tells WIRED. “I have never gotten a message like this from anyone.”

Praise Jebus. Fuck the others.

From the NationalPark community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the NationalPark community

One of many…

He's not attractive, low IQ and asks stupid questions ~ Trump, if Walter Cronkite were alive today.

The Internet's Most Powerful Archiving Tool Is in Peril — WIRED As major news outlets cut off the Wayback Machine, journalists and advocacy groups are rallying to protect the Internet Archive’s vast collection of web pages.

We really need to keep this…

From the USNEWS community on Reddit: Trump warns of 'nuclear holocaust' if deal not made with Iran Explore this post and more from the USNEWS community

25th. Right now.

From the allthequestions community on Reddit: Newsweek -- "Trump Admin Cancels $11M Catholic Charities Contract Amid Feud With Pope" -- Thoughts? Explore this post and more from the allthequestions community

Trump will pocket the $11 million.

From the BillionairesHere community on Reddit: The plot of the war ☠️🇮🇱☠️🇮🇱 Explore this post and more from the BillionairesHere community

Them.

From the BillionairesHere community on Reddit: Wake-up America Explore this post and more from the BillionairesHere community

Us.

From the Unexpected community on Reddit: Bro is too innocent for this world Explore this post and more from the Unexpected community

Live and learn.

From the TechGawker community on Reddit: As the string of mysterious disappearances and deaths among America’s scientists grows, a former FBI boss believes a sinister plot against the US could be unfo... Explore this post and more from the TechGawker community

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From the TrendyTechTribe community on Reddit: China Fired Up the First Rival to Steam in 140 Years Explore this post and more from the TrendyTechTribe community

China wins again.

From the WhitePeopleTwitter community on Reddit: China to Trump- “If you want war, you will get war; if you want to destroy China, you will be destroyed." Explore this post and more from the WhitePeopleTwitter community

25th before we get bombed.

From the Economics community on Reddit: Federal Reserve: Without Tariffs, Inflation Would Have Dropped to Pre-Pandemic Levels During 2025 Explore this post and more from the Economics community

Could have been a soft landing with a prosecutor as president and a traitor in prison.

At Least 100 Children Dead in ‘Alarming’ Measles Outbreak — People An emergency measles vaccination campaign has been launched to protect more than 1.2 million children who remain at risk from

WE are speeding towards the Stone Age.

From the Music_Anniversary community on Reddit: On April 6th, 1983, Ronald Reagan's secretary of the Interior, James Watt, cancels an appearance by The Beach Boys at Washington DC's Independence Day f... Explore this post and more from the Music_Anniversary community

I remember this. Republicans are soooooo boring, and always afraid of “others”! 🤪🤣