Everyone that I know of that owns a Cyber Truck is a loser. Like a big one…

Is SZA a Libra or a Scorpio? They both be lying for no reason but which one?

As soon as I see your product has a monthly subscription ion want it anymore.

They be taking the Southwest boarding too seriously…

I know Charles Barkley likes to say that San Antonio is like the capital of bad built women but Phoenix definitely needs to be up there with them….

My gawd.

It’s Sunday y’all… ✈️🏈

We really are a society that lacks basic manners nowadays.

Etiquette is not being taught anymore.

Wendy….never wear this outfit again 😂😂😂😂😂 #RHOP

There are some things you just can’t come back from in a friendship.

Life hacks shouldn’t be “waking up early” or “having organization” and should be “up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.”

The older I get the more I realize why Tupac hated everybody

It’s time that yall admit that K Michelle’s voice is garbage.

Oh yes… “Smoke” by Ari Lennox

Don’t leave us baby. We love you so much

I’ll never understand people that are IMMIGRANTS themselves having an issue with more immigrants coming to the United States.

You don’t have the authority to close the door behind you idiot.

YOU JUST GOT HERE!!!!

Approaching me in the gym to holla while you’re musty is egregious.

Move.

When I tell you I’m genuinely concerned by how many people have zero situational/spatial awareness out in public…

It’s scary.

there is nothing like the charm, wit, depth, and allure of an Aries.

I wonder if the mf’s who drive for FedEx know that they’re in the company vehicle and I’ll sue them and that entire company if they don’t get right on these freeways.

The fact that my coworkers and I were discussing how we should all take a trip to Mexico to get cheaper/better dental care.

This country is cooked.

gonna start socialising the old way by sending out wax sealed letters anonymously inviting you to dinner at my large and crumbling mansion with a sordid past and seeing who survives the night

Yassssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

First poster for ‘28 YEARS LATER’, starring Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, & Ralph Fiennes.

In theaters on June 20, 2025

I like how the vast majority of this country legit doesn’t give a damn about a wealthy CEO being murdered in broad daylight.

I paid almost $600 a month with United Healthcare and couldn’t use it ANYWHERE where I resided.

Sorry to his family but….. 🤷🏽‍♀️

lol…you know you’re done with a mf when you cut off everyone associated with them too.

“We’re back. Can we talk?”

The new Enron sign on 59 in Houston saying this is cracking me tf up!

“High body count hair” is going down in Housewives history. #RHOSLC

Meredith is dragging this “anti semite” shit.

You’re not in danger. No ones coming for you or your Jewish background. Like she could’ve been a “friend” this season. She’s dry.

I’m over it. #RHOSLC

If Meredith becoming Jewish is was going to be her only storyline.. she could’ve been a friend of this season #RHOSLC