twenty years is a long time, if you think about it
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I hate to “as a vegan” but as a vegan I simply cannot just eat white person iceberg lettuce or I’ll be dead thank you

hahaha who photoshopped the NYT logo over google’s AI summary feature for him because that is unfortunately funny

anyone complaining about multiculturalism can take these Indonesian tempeh chips I just found from my cold, dead hands

INFERNO. 29 MAY 2026. boardsofcanada.com

also like, could they not just get a refurb

The Terrifying Convergence of Fetal Personhood Laws and Abortion Bans A Georgia woman was charged with murder for an alleged abortion. “Fetal personhood” laws may be as much to blame as the state’s abortion ban.

I wrote about a Georgia case of pregnancy criminalization—in which a woman has been charged with murder and possession of a dangerous drug after an alleged self-managed medication abortion—and how the actually dangerous role of fetal personhood laws enable these cases:

On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being more numbers, how do you feel the New York Mets performed when it came to hitting the ball backwards?

Orban types will be like Keep Europe European! when Europe is just the messy barbaric chowdown on the dwindling Roman Empire

Hot Mess Europe since forever

damn the franks really went and fucked up all this shit huh

luck!!!

oh I see someone has not yet reached squat toilet rural Italy

sending back a feedback card that just says :(

girl I can’t believe you’re hitting me up after all that

🥲

breaking news: man expects negging to work

wikipedia's new editor count is down a bit and perhaps it's your time to try it editing!!! it's a small and concrete way to help and here are a few ways to start!!!

hot take I guess lol but I think if a freelance profession “requires” you to be chronically online it is a bad gig and you should consider a less annoying and painful and wretched career for your own sake

I mean ok this is like my entire personality as a question but the only important one is that social media and its perpetuation, including the fiscal and legislative government support it gets, is a purposeful move to make the electorate stupid and even more easily swayed by propaganda they consume

ben folds, amanda palmer, damian kulash (???), and neil gaiman holding up all of their hands in line to form one giant horn sign together

a similar energy photo of trump touching the saudi orb with melania and two dudes

really makes u think

(runs up the entire Philadelphia Art Museum steps and bursts through the front doors) Nermal IS Newman

pushing the boundaries of how manly I can make my body just by believing in it

all he’s got is horseweed

oh you “miss the old internet”? you “want it all back”? here. take it. now do you remember we threw it out for a reason

(holding a gun up to a billionaire) give me a billion dollars to build the biggest lesbian bar ever or you’re toast

the funniest part is I didn’t even get the date right for this

going in the BITTER COLD to watch the Mets [redacted] tomorrow!!!! truly dedicated!!!! and not only to my beloved badd baseball boys! but mostly to not reading the date when I drunkenly bought tickets several weeks ago during false spring

look…… a miniseries is like 3-4 episodes. any more than 5 and you’ve just made the first of ultimately 2 seasons of a beloved British show. too long is what I am saying chop chop let’s go

I mean even at work I am typing shit like ****FIX ME LATER!!!**** into drafts lol