i’ll buy it anyway but galley please!

on top of everything else, i just cant get with this doomerist thinking that a lot of girls are on. being a transsexual is the best thing that's ever happened to me! (it's also not even close to the most interesting thing about my personality or my day to day life but it's been good for my soul)

excited for people to finally read the crowd pleaser and for me to start calling it the new name rather than deadnaming it from the pdf i keep rereading

xmas eve pub trip a lowkey magical time merry xmas y’all xo

not beating the secret millennial allegations

airport cheers y’all xo (also managed to get a copy of the nyrb in the wh smith. hell yeah)

might try using this more. has it become any less centrist melty on here?

have started reading this tonight and it’s wonderful and i want to make a film adaptation before someone else does it wrong

dad had two strokes in a week and wolves lost to sunderland. annie nation is in turmoil

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

stonewall inn cheers y’all xo

just saw the sarkozy news. taking this moment to bump carla bruni’s rendition of stand by your man

have just seen someone ask the question online “would david foster wallace have liked reels” which does make one wonder whether tolstoy would have had a labubu

i see r*se l*ddon’s posing with nazis now? most unsurprising development

the phrase is definitely an annoying pet obsession of my gen atm and the guardian are nothing if not Into annoying pet obsessions, but in the context of the song that’s being discussed it’s pretty accurate of a Certain Type of guy (rather than being anti men reading smth other than john grisham)

half man half biscoff

i think it’s more specifically knowing the person and realising that was what they were trying to do, rather than spotting and guessing. i have met guys who have openly admitted to doing this.

it’s more people basically posing reading not actually reading.

wait internet tells me you live here. buy me a pint

aye come out in belfast tonight i’ll buy you a pint

just looked it up and i now feel like such a failure

that can’t be right. please tell me you’re joking

i also long for the ones where they need a selfie and they conclude “you are too young” like omg yessss tell me i look young

i like feeld’s age verification which was just “get a code texted to the phone number you set up the account with in the first place” like hell yeah got them there

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in the loop 2025 where malcolm tucker is just like “actually don’t give a shit doesn’t matter”

become More Inscrutable

on the other hand maybe[GUNSHOT]

twitter’s doing that thing where it turns off my music while i’m on it. so i must scroll here

i’m not saying it’s good but cmon the speed is a little bit impressive