My “the most famous pedophile in the world did not introduce me to my husband, and my correspondence with his madam, convicted sexx offender gizlane maxwell, was just casual if anything” t-shirt is generating more questions that should be answered by my shirt

The Great Man P! Do it to, em!

Gemini said The image is a screen capture from an ESPN broadcast featuring a conversation between professional wrestler and personality The Miz and sports reporter Laura Rutledge. The scene is set outdoors at a golf course, specifically Augusta National Golf Club, as indicated by the iconic Masters logo (the shape of the United States with a golf flag) on the green graphics bar at the bottom. Key Visual Elements: Setting: The two individuals are seated in woven patio armchairs with green cushions. They are positioned in front of a manicured hedge and vibrant pink azaleas, with the sprawling green fairways and tall pines of the golf course in the background. The Miz: Seated on the left, he is wearing a striking, formal all-white double-breasted suit paired with a green tie and a green pocket square, nodding to the tournament's signature colors. Laura Rutledge: Seated on the right, she is wearing a long-sleeved floral dress with blue and white patterns. She is holding a tablet and gesturing with her hand as she speaks. On-Screen Graphics: A graphic at the bottom identifies them by name. Below that, a scrolling leaderboard shows tournament data, including names like Smith (-3), Day (+1), and Fitzpatrick (+1).

Gary McCord has to be SEETHING. They won't let him in the area code, but Mike "The Miz" Mizani is doing commentary. I have to assume this is some kind of make-good for leasing out Pat MAGAfee to do worked shoots on Smackdown or whatever.

Bryson, dressed in semi opaque cream colored pants, a khaki, branded quarter zip, and his stupid fucking crushers or whatever LIV hat, is shaking hands with a diminutive Kevin Hart, who is dressed in a Masters full white caddy bib, and honestly it looks kind of like a scene from Django Unchained (derogatory).

I picked Bryson for my one and done, but we're seeing heretofore unheard of levels of cringe from the once and former big golfer. The people should know that we have people on the ground monitoring, and very strongly. Should a change in pick occur, you will be the first to know.

Morgan Harper wasn't a bad candidate, she was just early.

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This whole show is just a 30 Rock joke.

JACK DONAGHY: Our new Streaming service JackWelchP+us is looking to add some power to a new show, and they want Jenna

LIZ LEMON: Jack, we can't do that, you know what happened the last time Jenna did a streaming show

@down.blue plz

Seeing a lot of C6, SZD, and Phantom Island suggestions. I think get all 4 of those together to create some kind of network of content producers on a national scale. a Sports Blog Nation of sorts. You could call it SB Nation or something idk just spitballing?

(but yeah, get the band back together)

lotta dems glazing tucker fucking carlson and need to follow @dril.bsky.social

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

cool press release

I haven't worked for the court system in a decade plus, but I think e-filing lets you upload GIFs, and if this one isn't in the complaint, then it's not a serious effort.

the sheer number of DEI symposia we avoided so that we could have a nuclear war is truly astonishing. We can rebuild a radiation-soaked city after a few hundred years, easy. But we'd never get back the 45 minutes we spend second screening a work training.

I cannot wait for him to fuckin die

as always, any day will be a good day for It to Happen, but today would be a great day for It to Happen.

me on TDOV

People on here will tweet anything. 'Jesus won.' No he didn’t. That isn’t true.

A news article preview titled "Trump promised massive Ohio power plant, but how likely is it?" Below the headline is a photograph of a groundbreaking ceremony where a group of about 15 officials in suits and construction vests hold gold shovels. They are positioned in front of an American flag and heavy construction machinery with "SoftBank" and "SB Energy" logos. The caption states that details for the plant to power a mega data center in Pike County are scant and notes that critics prefer renewable energy over natural gas. A "READ MORE" link is visible at the bottom.

if your hed has a question, the answer is always negative. Of course this fucker isn't building a power plant here. Congrats to the dispatch on its bimonthly win of the Fell For It Again Award.

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Bluesky reply guys:

4 minutes to read, or a second to scroll past it. Time is a finite resource, use it wisely!

I get a sense that Moose and Rocco helped Phil "find" his pockets.

It's also deeeeeply embarrassing that probably only other golfer with close to 100% name recognition has to send this out on the fake letterhead of his fake golf team from his fake golf league.

lol timeline synergy

Couldn't be me!!

The "Donald Drumpf" of it all

Bluesky needs a feed that's just Progressive Boink's The Dugout

Where the polymarkets at for It Happening while he's glowering at ACB and Kavanaugh for ruling against him in Birthright Citizenship?

Push back on these shit heads just a little bit and see what happens.

just read HIAWWY instead of Worst Caleb's bullshit www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/novel