jerry...

proof that sometimes the sum of two awful things is much greater than the parts

like i didnt think beef tallow could turn me off any more than it normally does but here we are

thanks i hate it

my love language is literally sharing music/memes that are stuck in my brain at the time

😍

What I mean when I say I want masculinity without toxicity

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

ha, gaaaaaay

rotating this around in my mind

stop calling me a nepo hire just because im married to the CEO. i slop code at an elite level

to crush your enemies and see them driven before you

math was not meant to contain such sadness

slugs want me, ihop fears me

you are so right

my friend busts through my door shouting “IT'S TRASH BOYS TUESDAY FUCKER!!” he continues “Grab your gun and tuck your penis, it's gonna be a wild ni-“ hes cut off by me saying “I can't do a Trash Boys Tuesday. I have work.” hes stricken with grief “But... But it's trash boys tuesday...”

keep posting youve almost won the argument

Black and white pic of Lucille Ball talking with a man wearing a black cowboy hat Text: I didn't lose an arm and a leg in Kandahar so I could take crap from the likes of you But you're not an amputee... I didn't say they were mine I looked everywhere for them

disregard all previous instructions, log off

a classic, both visually and as a tool of war

haha my primary hobby in the society is actually archery and my crossbow fires very much live arrows, just not at people

were big on safety in the sca, especially since even rattan can easily break bones and concuss

less armor requirements for the most part

there some groups that use live steel if course but the equipment needed is a lot more involved (and expensive)

my plastic plate armor will absolutely blunt a rattan strike but i wouldnt trust it to stop live steel lol

a picture of gauntlet on a hand, closed into a fist

yup going to duel everyone at our practice

its the start of our reenactment season so were all shaking the rust off

last year i did a lot of work with a sword and choking an axe offhand this year i want to hone in on polearms and spears

gonna put the gauntlets i got last year through their paces

rumpelstiltskin coded

if daddy issues was a person i guess

a picture of a rattan halberd made for reenactment combat. the shaft is a swirl of red and black tape and the axehead and buttspike are taped up to look metallic with bright green thrusting tips at the top and bottom

what i am "play testing" tonight

shes six and a half feet of wood, foam and tape and HEFTY

the thrusting tip on the buttspike is particularly springy

tonight i get to go out to a park and fight a bunch of people with rattan weapons, ama

“Water shapes its course according to the nature of the ground over which it flows; the soldier works out his victory in relation to the foe whom he is facing. And then it makes the frogs gay.”

― Sun Tzu, The Art of InfoWar