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A salmon fillet, a bunch of asparagus, and sweet potatoes, all beautifully seasoned and cooked, sitting on a ceramic plate.

The husband skills my future husband has, y’all.

do not ask yourself whether or art is good instead ask is it sincere was it cathartic was it fun to make is it made by me and don’t forget to stay silly

***To be clear we have separate toothbrushes they are just the same kind and thus make the same sound

Borders also keep you in.
I'm sorry you had to learn this way.

demisexual ppl be like: good news! our friendship is vesting and you are now eligible for benefits!

A diagram of all the human teeth color-coded by their affiliated d20 attributes

this weekend i’m releasing my new single, “in retrospect i can tell that i crossed the line when i shoved dale in his own locker and slammed it shut”

i think lots of people underestimate how badly these “AI” companies want people to be unable to afford computers. they view personal computing as a roadblock to their desire for complete end-to-end centralization. the fact that their tech is putting hardware out of reach is not just a happy accident

An ICE agent shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, a US citizen and San Antonio resident, in March 2025. Then ICE and the Texas Department of Public Safety covered it up. He was 23 years old. I am calling for a full investigation into this shooting, including why there was an 8-month cover up.

they’re radicalizing guys name colt shelby who work in the oil and gas industry

Dawson's Fleet (Starfleet Academy) is content made exactly specifically for me, personally.

Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs

It’s the freakin weekend

EDS is genetic, we Hicks-Gribble girls are bendy.

OK just circling back because MY HANDS ARE SO NICE WHAT THE HECK you changed my life.

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

a woman with red hair is smiling with the word wow written on her face Alt: Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson in the Spider-Man film trilogy of the 2000s, with red hair, is smiling with the word “Wow” written on a caption below her face

(Shania Twain voice) Ok, so you’ve been to the moon

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

Like no, we know that's not what you look like, and I would like you not to have used water and stolen from skilled artists to show it to me, fuck you very much

AI is the darling of the capitalist investor class, and it is already harming everyone else while showing them what they could look like if they didn't toil under capitalism.

Ok I'm just really fucking bummed out by how many leftists just LOVE AI. AI cannot love you back, it can just pollute your drinking water and cause cancer in any living creatures unfortunate enough to live near a data center (which will soon be most of the working class).

We do not need another data center we need

clean air
fresh water
livable wages
accessible healthcare
a new president
fix these roads
groceries we can afford
people who can sing
artist that dont starve
and Children that remember how to laugh

This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality

I really cannot stop thinking about this

Omg thank you, this is magic, fr

Can comfirm from MN, as can anyone who lives here, that not a THING has changed except little Bovino isnt peacocking around the streets anymore. And there hasn’t been a third high-profile murder of a white person yet.

But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...

This woman has shown more courage than the nominal leaders of the Democratic Party.