Posts by Colleen
I don't even clean my own house this well. Revisiting Crime Scene Cleaner over at twitch.tv/coll2mitts
Heyyyyyy.... You wanna check out the new DLC of Borderlands 4 with me? ππ twitch.tv/coll2mitts
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She was the best. Thank you for playing some of the absolute craziest and eccentric characters and delighting little goth girls like me. π€
I'm doing a great job writing today! I've opened up a google doc, put away laundry, cleaned out 2 closets, my dresser, 2 kitchen cabinets, washed dishes, changed my bedsheets, spent 15 minutes reconnecting my washer to the wifi, washed 2 loads of laundry, and then blankly stared at the google doc!
Setting up for stream today and this was the last window I shared during EL2024. Boy are you guys in for a surprise tonight...
Last night I had a dream I went on vacation, got bit by a massive spider, had the house I was staying in collapse inward and then after several terrain bending earthquakes I realized we were in a simulation controlled by a spiteful megalomanic and I would most likely die. Mentally I'm doing great π
Nothing makes me cringe more than the phrase 'taking a bio break'. It's like saying, sorry, I'm not a computer, I need to pee every once and a while. Is this a general corporate thing, or something unique to software devs?
Nothing makes me feel more attractive than mowing down a chicken salad sandwich.
No stream tonight kids; Getting my elbow tattooed knocked me the fuck out. But thank you to my Garmin watch for showing me that while it was a high stress day getting poked in the bone with a needle, it was less stressful than if I went to workπ
I've yet to find a lip product I've liked more than bonne bell lip shades in berry, like... I will forever be chasing this high.
"Looks like my efforts to get back to a normal sleep schedule are working," I muse as I impulsivley chop bell peppers at 3:30 in the morning for a little snack.
ICE tear gassed people who were stuck in their vehicles because ICE blocked the intersection.
They were not even protesters. They were just stuck there due to ICE blocking them. As the helpless car passengers watched, ICE, unprovoked, began firing gas canisters upon the cars.
Some really (genuinely!) good news for your Tuesday: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZj...
I am strangely comforted by the fact an ice cream truck blasting "The Entertainer" still occasionally drives down my street.
Hoppy Easter! On this holy holiday, choose to give your little brother a break. Heβs got an inferiority complex and is easily frightened. oatymcloafy.com/2025/04/20/m...
Sometimes you want to watch a low-tech vibes-based movie that serves as a backdrop for some truly fire musical performances. oatymcloafy.com/2025/03/31/1...
Totally agree, but somehow I managed to get startled by birds lmao www.twitch.tv/coll2mitts/c...
My prayer for all of us is that we can reach the level of guilelessness born of freedom that i had when i wrote the line "wanna put my tender heart in a blender" and not only did not crumple the paper and throw it in the trash but recorded it to tape
It's finally done and 40% longer than last year's list; I'm sorry I don't know when to shut up. oatymcloafy.com/2025/02/01/m...
It is the Lunar New Year. Year of the Snake!
Think of this year as a chance to shed the skin of the old you and grow into a shiny new version of yourself. Metaphorically, of course. Keep yer skin on! Please!
PSY ft. Snoop Dogg - "Hangover" (2014)
Anyway, see you on Wednesday for Oaty McLoafy's 3rd Birthday!
No chat 'n craft today - I need to finish my 2024 list and my hands barely work anyway because I spent 4.5 hours yesterday using a razorblade to scrape old caulk off my bathtub and shower door.
How long did it take to recaulk my bathtub once it was prepped? 20 min max. Home repair is wild.
Where does the Rio Grande river begin?
Where does the Rio Grande rank among the longest rivers?
Why is the US/Mexico border not squiggly around El Paso?
Should I fly or drive to NJ?
Why is Delaware not part of Maryland?
Why aren't more state territories defined by river boundaries?
How would I geographically redefine state boundaries?
Why is the US/Mexico border so squiggly?