Posts by Christopher Haake
Thank you to @VoyageKC for the interview and the spotlight on this cool little company, Web Force KC, and me! 👍🤘👇
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Nice to be happy with something our country has done for a change.
A 7am hockey game feels oddly like watching violent Saturday morning cartoons in the 80s.
Go @usahockey.bsky.social ! 🏒🤘🥅
I have updated my Special Olympics Missouri #PolarPlunge page to make it more....me. Please enjoy, but more importantly, PLEASE DONATE! 🧊💥👊👇
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Since I'm done doing dumb things that are unhealthy, I've decided to do dumb things for charity instead! See the link below and help out @SpecialOlympicsMissouri as I dive into freezing cold water this Saturday! 🧊👊👇
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Of course I picked the coldest morning in KC to pick up the @WebForceKC plates! #OnwardAndUpward 💥👊
Calling in random air strikes on a Monday afternoon….
Who the hell is ‘Bucky’?
#MickeysSurplus in KCK is a gentlemen’s gem. 💎🫵
Feet on the ground. Back in the real world for the first time in too many years.
Terra firma. #WebForceKC
'It's the most inconvenient time of the week'..... to drop a @wordpress.org update, but here we are. #Upward #Onward 🖥️🖱️🖲️🎅
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Jackson Dart missed true greatness by not changing his middle to Poisonous, Lethal, or Blow. Totally blown opportunity that fans are taking note of.
I am not @JaxsonDart, rookie quarterback for the @NYGiants. But if I was, I would have IMMEDIATELY changed my middle name to either ‘Poisonous’, ‘Lethal’, or ‘Blow’ as a teenager.
Missed opportunity but, to each their own. 🎯
I watch it every Friday afternoon at 1 in my office. Makes me feel less weird.
Bowling for Dollars 2025
I could have been America’s favorite game show host.
Oh yeah. #KCMO www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/811957...
I may have to buy a jock strap if I keep hitting all of these sports events. #ChiefsKingdom #SPORTS!
Via #Sora. Inspired by 80-90s era Ray Adams. Shoutout to @junglelawgroup for keeping it weird.
On a positive note, got a new shirt from one of favorites today. #TheTonyDanzaTapdanceExtravaganza. 👊🫵🤘
@espn.com @collegegameday.bsky.social hosts look like they raided a 1980s televangelist’s wardrobe closet, 🙏⛪️
We were like the cool dads at the @callousdaoboy.bsky.social show last night, offering terrible life tips to the youth. Fun times, old friend. @bentuttle.com 🤘
The chances are pretty darn good that some of the local businesses you know and love are in @ThePitchKansasCity's #BestOfKC finals. TODAY is the last day to vote!
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
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Come on! It will be FUN to move all 80+ websites to a new virtual private server in the middle of the day on a Wednesday! (It wasn’t) ⚒️💻😵💫🛜
Shoutout to @jerseymikessubs.bsky.social in #KCMO for putting a personal touch, even though they were out of brownies. Solid and appreciated. 👍👊🤘
This song can and will blow your speakers, eardrums, and/or mind. You have been warned.🔊💨
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What a wonderful way to finish of the week! Viva la DMV! 🥳🎁🎊
All my friends think I'm brilliant with fixing tablets and phones but all I do is restart them