𝙏-𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜...

The most 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 of Superhero Stances!

At least...that is what Barda was told by the Titans

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𝘚𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺!

Barda's favorite Earth custom! So bare witness to the 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗚𝗼𝗱!

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Barda went to her yearly doctor appointment...

She is not sure what happened to her actual Doctor, but all Harley did was measure her 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤

She was completely 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵𝘆, at least 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 wise

𝗣𝗢𝗩:

𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐚 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮

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The Greeks may have invented sex but the Italians added women...

and the New Gods added wall breaking, foundation cracking slam fucking to the mix...𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘮 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘹...

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What do you get when you mix a clown, Kryptonian, and New God?

A 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙥𝙞𝙚...so who's next?

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It seems the "𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮" in the Watchtower isn't so private

As READER goes to sit down, they are met with a 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬 with twinges of black public hair.

"Thank goodness, I've been waiting here for 𝗮𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲!"
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📱𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍 receives a message from Barda

"Hey , just redid my Bathroom how does it look? Don't mind the clutter"

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