What are the chances that an Army run by this boozy bozo would crash a Blackhawk helicopter into a plane at a DC airport tonight? I mean, really.

How is that even possible? The oldest bank account we currently have was opened in 2012 and we're still only about 25% through the very first box of checks.

So I'm super excited to announce that I was offered a promotion! Not sure when I'm allowed to say anything officially, so I will just say I'm considering a team lead position in patient registration at an area hospital. 😁😲

Okay how do we get everyone who matters to come over here? Just got sucked into several stupid debates about genders, TDS, and the "evil" trans agenda. Would be nice to just hear fun tidbits about each other's lives for a change.

Another glaring example of why the needle never ever ever ever ever ever ever moves to the left.

Oh that's right I forgot what the trump presidency is all about. Create problem. Flood the media with panic. Solve the problem he created. Everyone celebrates. Repeat.

Day 3 or so. If I am to survive here I must learn how to share goofy shit. Must befriend this piece of furniture. www.facebook.com/share/v/1Xio...

Day 2. Who are all these potential followers? Time to figure out how to adjust settings. Not going to make the same mistake as before. Just like momma said, don't talk to strangers. Sleepy Bacon for tax

As much as we were wringing our hands with the dreams of dismantling the right, it seems to me that they're stronger and more organized than ever. Welcome to the U.S., would you prefer to sit in "Right" or "other"?

This is my 2nd favorite cross dressing Lip Sync battle performance. I'm still partial to Joseph Gordon Levitt's "Rhythm Nation," if only for his fierce dedication to Miss Jackson's choreography.

Day 1 on Bluesky - hoping to hit refresh button. Would love for friends to help me rebuild my friends list here. Sleepy Cash for tax.