Me five minutes in listening to the new Kendrick album

I’m done with Bluesky. I’m officially moving to Xanga

I wasn’t expecting the number “42” on my Bingo card…yet here we are

That’s it. I’m joining Scientology

“Peacock” becomes “Cock” tomorrow

The last time Lebron made a 3

Why am I still getting these ads??? The election is over bro

*Loud Burp

Got ‘Em!!!!

He used to be a good boy. I wish I was a better father 😞

“Somehow, Ganondorf has returned.”

I miss Twitter

How the Sacramento Kings played in the 4th quarter

What to know about Bluesky, the Twitter alternative that some celebrities and journalists are joining It's a skeet, not a tweet.

I wrote about Bluesky for NBC News!

Also, TY @jordanuhl.com for chatting w/ me today! www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/bluesky-s...

…yeah. This will be interesting

NBC calls them skeets, it's so over

The more we can get legit media outlets to call them skeets, the more skeets will stick.

NYT and NBC so far

My friends asking me for a Bluesky link

My dog looks so cute. Curled up on my lap while I watch porno