This level of high quality comedy from ordinary people was what made Twitter fun. Pure wild crazy.

Logging onto an app full of worthless braindead morons because I suffer from lack of community, sounds right

Increasingly envious of people who can look at the immense and random suffering people have to endure over the course of their lives and see it as having a greater purpose or believing in the existence of some reward in a life beyond it, as opposed to random bad luck and senseless pain

Someone tell this moron I think Billie is the scum of the earth and I'm an underweight woman the same age as her

everyone wants me dead because i refuse to live my life unapologetically

People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time

Instagram comment sections are truly idiot central

Breathtakingly authentic people about daily complex human experience are so refreshing, because 90% of it is going unacknowledged

I'll be kind to others when the world stops being so mindfuckingly stupid and unequal and when there's not millions of brainwashed morons uploading talentless people to live amazing lives while the rest of us are left to lick dirt. You made people like me.

People online have so little swag that they can literally have the most beautiful things life has to offer and find a way to make it seem lame as hell

The amount of depressed married losers on the internet, I swear

There are so many married losers on the internet to that even though it was my dream to be married, they make me relieved in a weird way that I'm not actually married, at least not in the way that most people seem to be married

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

you should be immune to social anxiety at a certain age

I’m 40, this is bullshit

i am the most hated person in history

whats the word for fuck this shit

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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately

you just need to romanticize your life as a cyberpunk protagonist. every day i wake up and take stimulants (adderall) and jack into the net to get up to hijinks in cyberspace (get on my computer and post my thoughts every 20-35 minutes)

Dude, leak the world leader group text or shut the fuck up

I need to chill the fuck out

baby cat

I can’t sleep

If you're WEIRD as in AUTISTIC, not EVIL as in ICE, you can come sit with me 🤗 i have crafts

BEING WEIRD IS RAD AS HELL.

YOU'RE USING THE WORD WRONG.

If you're not still learning and growing, you're already dead.

I can't even begin to explain to you how much my soul is suffering that there isn't an ounce of talent out there right now. And not one

I'm gonna say it. We need more autistic directors of tv and film

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Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

Me: have a nice day

Customer: they stopped making those but thank you

latest headlines? no thank you. I'm going to go set myself on fire rn

i support stupid women

every day involves grappling with how embarrassing it is that the secret police are so embarrassing, just complete losers incapable of visiting the men’s room alone, who cannot comprehend why people are calling themselves bums to their faces