wait did you guys even know stats could be THIS in our favor? I didn’t think we knew how to do that

i will do unspeakable things to my credit score, myself, OR you for this opportunity!!!

does anyone have $900 i can borrow so i can go to a playoff hockey game

the elusive butt pat ear skritch double whammy

my beautiful niece whomst we are babysitting this week!!! behold her

me at 4:25 am (reaping)

me last night (sowing)

i’m just like an astronaut!!! both of my outlooks are not working!!!!

[hurgling]

jon bois tweet from 2014: “why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter”

anyway time for this to get a lot of use

found out that a coworker went to their first ever flyers game last night and I nearly wept from joy at the idea... imagine experiencing flyera hockey like THAT for your first game

The Philadelphia Flyers are the fourteenth team to qualify for the 2025-2026 playoffs.

you would not BELIEVE the tension in my house right now

a cartoon of spongebob with a big mouth and the words overtime below him ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with a big mouth and the words overtime below him

that's right, one more time this season, it's time for

aaaaaaaa (me yelling about the flyers)

this is incredible wow

turned 34 and immediately had to start watching my sodium intake. the pickle rations are meager but important for morale

what’s a pspsps get you these days anyway

just buttered it into a one lane left hand side parallel parking spot under pressure. I am like a king or perhaps a god

I love my friends I love my family!!!!! wow!!!!!

Shit is pretty bleak right now. We need a new kind of cheese

A screenshot of a picture of a baseball

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

wow a pizza party, so fun! [tigers jaw cueing up menacingly in the background]

celebrating by making the playlist for my birthday party. I have lost the art of making party playlists and have been listening to mostly emo for the past six months so it’s like, entirely that

hello bluesky I have returned from the depression cave

thought too hard about the chicks’ cover of landslide, crying in the walk-in about it

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

UNCOUTH

Oh no! My bagel family is thinking of your bagel family.

vhs cassette titled bears bears bears

*mötley crüe voice*: