He's not dead! He just stepped down. John Ternus is taking over as new Apple CEO

Tim Cook speaks next to Donald Trump, framed by the gold-and-glass Apple trophy Cook has Apple fab up as tribute

Goodbye forever, Tim Donald Cook

an advertisement for dungeons & dragons shows a man running Alt: Bards gonna bard

convenience store for magic rings called 7/Elven

Can you research this advanced #editButton technology I've been hearing so much about?

Republicans buck Trump to reject 18-month FISA extension | CNN Politics Congress on Friday approved a short-term extension for a critical foreign surveillance program after GOP leaders failed to secure a longer term extension amid clamoring from some of their members for ...

More democrats should be aware of this. More democrats should be fighting this and working to draw privacy-minded Republicans away from the #FISA wiretap extension

We're at a point where the Security State that "kept us safe for our own good" is turning back to bite us!

April 30 is good as gone!

I just realized New Glenn is wider than my apartment.

In a world of Waldorfs, be a Statler

Just realized I haven't seen anything from my old favorite Relativity Space (3d printing rockets) since they got bought by Eric Schmidt (former Google CEO, the *other* NY sex palace billionaire)

Apparently they dropped the printing part, they got a launch contract, but not making headlines anymore

Seriously though. Famous words, "the best part is no part" and you look at a swinging articulated precision catch/lift booms with micro adjustment treads to catch those tiny lift pins versus...

_flat_boat_is_flat_

#NewGlenn

Replay: New Glenn Mission NG-3 Webcast YouTube video by Blue Origin

In case you missed it (3am!) Blue Origin landed New Glenn again, making them 2-out-of-3

Defund Elon Musk.
We can do better without—

two muppets looking out of a window with a lamp on the wall behind them Alt: Statler and Waldorf shake their heads

In a world of Statlers, be a Waldorf

For me Creed the perfect weekend franchise— go to interesting scenery and climb all over it, sneaking around and following easy quest beacons, like Skyrim with Parkour. The story is a bit Chariots of the Gods at this point but the core loop is satisfying. Not even hard; just play

Finished Ass Creed Mirage today
They never warn you about the Mirage 🤫

And the credits have a 2x speed option. Took me a minute to realize it's a toggle; you don't have to hold it down.

Look, I dunno, this franchise has a lot of hold down buttons for long periods of time. But it's a fav of mine

*New Glenn launch window now Sunday 3:45–5:45 PDT. **AM**

See also, no #editButton
But at least Patton *Oslwalt is back. Not the same tho

Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza YouTube video by Graham Platner for Senate

Why I have and continue to support @grahamformaine.bsky.social to beat Susan Collins? Maine needs leaders who speak directly to regular folks like you and me. Janet Mills—

Bluesky has always been evil. They just got caught at a weird time, not being evil at a particularly moment when Twitter got Musked and Threads Zucked up.

And they've been coasting ever since, scarcely believing their luck

Look at how badly the Kirk thing was handled. Ban Patton Owalt!

a close up of a train engine with a red stripe on it Alt: Heavy steam locomotive throwing sparks from 3 driving wheels

yes 🧔‍♂️

This is a joke btw. Stay tuned Friday because the correct answer is of course no boosters.

Looking forward to another Musk-shaming landing for New Glenn.

(Shoutout to @rocketlabcorp.com for that new ion thruster though!)

Oh I get it. They ran out of struts

an aerial view of a rocket being launched into the sky Alt: Artemis launches and boosters disconnect

Why don't we use 4 boosters though? Kerbal taught me
more rockets = more better.

Is NASA stupid?

If he fits the profile... 🤷‍♂️

The Dracula myth is essentially Jeffrey Epstein: Wealthy older predator swooping in from an exotic land across the sea to feed sick appetites, trafficking women to his estates, sucking them dry in body and spirit.

Twilight hits different now, Spider Monkey...

Uh, yeah... Dracula didn't run around in a "Dracula costume" to be eccentric. He dressed in the white tie formalwear customary to his station in the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

Rank recognize rank, peasants!

(credit: @weeder.bsky.social below)

Systems Leach

Now by Hungarian law, Viktor Orbán must change his name to "Loser Orbán"

Or in Hungarian, Orbán Legyőzött
#Hungary2026

Second batch of results (14% counted as of 10mins ago)—

Direct link. Fuck the billionaire media
vtr.valasztas.hu/ogy2026

Trying to find actual numerical voting results on Hungarian election, but it's all just barrage of full screen GDPR notices

And I thought the Council of Jeffs was problematic...

“California needs leaders who can walk into a room with Donald Trump and his administration and be able to run circles around them, and that is why Katie Porter is the best choice for Governor of California.”

- @warren.senate.gov