tried one of these trolli gummi pops and i am being so for real right now this is the most penis like food ive ever eaten in my life.

iit's really one-of-one in terms of design. God Hand is the only thing that's *kind* of there, but even then I don't quite like it as much as Oni (hot take?) Konoko controls great, the animations and key-frames are brilliantly done, and the difficulty is suitably really high.

one of my favorite games ever. also one of the few i can put the blinders on for all its flaws because it does all the shit i love.

Q and I have been watching Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo and I loved the show as a kid and remembered it being a very zany show, but I was really unprepared as an adult how truly deranged and unpredictable it is. Don Patch was the blueprint for Roger Smith.

i really do see more AI slop on this site than i ever did on twitter, it's nuts.

everytime i hear sombr on the radio, it's actually pretty good indie pop with great hooks and catchy choruses but my god, the wussiest fucking wimp lyrics ever written. write a song about football for god's sake man.

if Into The Groove was her only contribution that would be enough, but she has like, 20 more. Insane take.

finding the yugioh manga and season zero was shocking. like, wait...yugioh can kick ass?

Fear of Music has always been kind of an eerie album to me. some weird chords all over that one!

funny thing my mom used to do was say "better clean your room or jimmy hoffa's gonna be under your bed." this lead me to associate jimmy hoffa's name was jason voorhees or freddy krueger. i was incredibly confused when i found out who he actually was.

Quake 1 is one of my favorite games ever but is the saddest shit ever when it comes to bosses. threatens to have them by having the terrible cthon fight, but then wisely throws the towel in. should have cut cthon so i wouldnt have noticed! the less said about the dragon in dissolution the better.

reading teddy roosevelt's book on the naval war of 1812 and researching shit back then was such an effort. he combed through multiple sources, compared and contrasted, checked naval records. i see why historians of the day largely just Made Shit Up.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

i love when google photos will be like "Remember These Precious Memories! 😍" and it's photos i took of my freezer at work.

in her defense it's the only real stinker in her AWESOME discography.

kojima is sometimes bad at writing women and sometimes writes the best women ever but they will NEVER, EVER survive the game.

baltimore ravens new uniform rebrand

the before/after “he aint do nothing but step back” meme

scream crying throwing up why did he write her out

started watching the Hellsing anime and sadly "Old = Good, New = Shit" is undefeated.

first song my partner learned on bass so we play it together a lot. i have very romantic feelings towards a very unromantic song!

looking at those "cozy fantasy" novels at b&n and i admire any author who puts their real legal name on those books. id go into fucking hiding if i wrote that shit.

AMAZING MOVIE!!!!

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this did DOGSHIT numbers so start listening to it before i pull out guilt-trip techniques.

also might date me as a 2000s kid that my friends and i had Prince Tricky as shorthand for "annoying game companion" and we found Na'vi completely inoffensive.

underrated type of neighbor is 5'0 woman with multiple extremely loud gigantic dogs she is physically incapable of corralling.

i will defend Assault like i was born just to do that but Adventures is so goddamn boring.

Elephant, by Visitor Information track by Visitor Information

listen to my new song or i'll lose my fucking marbles visitorinformation.bandcamp.com/track/elephant

IrateVGNerd reviews Sonic 3 vs. Knuckles YouTube video by KingCrab35

the vocal tic i can never get rid of is saying "what the shit pickle" and it's all this video's fault www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSB9...

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for