Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Ah crap. The realtors found bluesky.

Humanoid robots show rapid advances as they race past humans in Beijing half marathon Dozens of Chinese-made humanoid robots showed off their fast-improving athleticism as they whizzed past human runners in Beijing

But never #transgender humans in sports, right.

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including:

- Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel
- 5G LTE modem
- 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter

Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

There goes our buck-a-beer.

Some AI startup is going to reinvent 'shit happens' and be like:

"You're happening shit wrong. Happen shit while you sleep with HappenShit - your fully agentic, self-happening shit"

That's a lot of coke.

@hamontalerts.bsky.social Love what you folks are going for here, but this causes alert fatigue. I unfollowed, but it seems you're still on the #hamont tag (requiring a block). Maybe consider less frequent updates by combining alerts, or separating into more specific hashtags for people to follow.

I am not in the Epstein Files.

Neo Nazi scum in #HamOnt Hamilton, Ontario.

Neo Nazi walking around Hamilton Ontario putting up recruitment posters for a Neo Nazi Gang. White male, approximately 40 years old, patchy neck beard/goatee, large round black lens aviator sunglasses, shoulder length brown hair, huge forehead, almost non existent chin. Brown large pattern flannel jacket. Smokes cigarettes. Black undershirt with thin chain necklaces.

Neo Nazi scum in Hamilton, Ontario. White male. Approximately 35 years old, snaggle teeth with big gap between two front ones. Wet, dark sunken blue eyes like Smeagol. Bulbous flat nose. Wearing a black windbreaker, and a black beanie rolled up. Brown hair, distinct emo bangs. Seen around Strathcona area putting up Nazi recruitment posters. Punch on site. Sorta looks like a really ugly, inbred Danny Gonzales from YouTube.

#HamOnt Neo Nazi sighting. If you see something, say something. These scum were posting Aryan White Nationalist recruitment posters.
Email for Nazis: ns13_88@protonmail.com
@mayorandreahorwath.bsky.social
@hamiltonpolice.bsky.social you have a nazi problem

www.instagram.com/stories/h.a....

Donate to Help 12 Laid-Off Democracy Workers Pay Rent This Christmas!, organized by Kelsea Swackhammer Hi, I'm Kit, a family member and friend of Democracy on Locke… Kelsea Swackhammer needs your support for Help 12 Laid-Off Democracy Workers Pay Rent This Christmas!

As a vegan, it sucks to lose Democracy, but as an advocate for all workers, it’s awful to hear this is happening, especially now. There’s no good reason it had to end like this. There were many ways to ensure workers were treated well. If you can donate, www.gofundme.com/f/help-12-la.... #HamOnt

I've been holding on to Firefox as the last decent browser, and this is disappointing.

Camelbak. I get bored of the colour/design years before they fail. Bought my kids (now 10 and 12) 2 Camelbaks about 8 years ago, and they're still in good condition. These things are indestructible.

What the actual fuck.

The Epstein Ballroom it is

Does anyone actually honour the unsubscribe button? I swear I am unsubbing from the same vendors over and over.

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

"MAKE SOYBEANS, AND OTHER ROW CROPS, GREAT AGAIN"
MSAORCGA hats incoming.

Missed a chance to say "GTA in the GTA"

I will as well.

The thing Eisner identifies that so many have missed abt the dangerous & escalating 1A restrictions is that the overwhelming majority of us do not have the resources to challenge the state in this way. If our key institutions cave in this moment, that opens the floodgates.

100 Hamilton music-makers squeeze into family portrait | CBC News About 100 musicians, singers, photographers, concert promoters and venue reps squeezed onto the stairs of the Tivoli Theatre on James Street North on Sunday afternoon for a "family portrait".

Hard to believe this was 10 years ago...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

#hamont

Goddammit Matt Berry

Did Ford get a speeding ticket and now he's mad at the cameras?

Release The Epstein Autopsy

It absolutely makes sense that men are using AI more and seeing more job benefits, because confidently spouting nonsense in the shape of information (what LLMs are programmed to do) has always been much more of a pathway for career advancement for men than for others.

Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:

"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

I want off this timeline.

Same people who complained about the pride flag crosswalk, no doubt.

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control