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Love the meme death spiral timeline

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Screenshot of a sponsored social media post from Speedo USA promoting swim gear, featuring a close-up of two blue silicone earplugs with flanged tips and curved tabs centered on a light background. Below, a β€œShop now” section displays additional items including a black graphic T-shirt, pink earplugs, and teal swim accessories.

Screenshot of a sponsored social media post from Speedo USA promoting swim gear, featuring a close-up of two blue silicone earplugs with flanged tips and curved tabs centered on a light background. Below, a β€œShop now” section displays additional items including a black graphic T-shirt, pink earplugs, and teal swim accessories.

Two coral-pink silicone earplugs with soft flanges and curved pull tabs, shown against a light background, angled to display their shape and fit.

Two coral-pink silicone earplugs with soft flanges and curved pull tabs, shown against a light background, angled to display their shape and fit.

Summer's right around the corner, and I'm happy to share Speedo is offering what I can only describe as a line of sea creature butt plugs

2 weeks ago 8 1 0 0

Punch the Monkey is like if Moo Deng made you want to kill yourself

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

E-6000 stole so many brain cells this Christmas season

4 months ago 10 1 0 0
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Special thanks to No Land Beyond for hosting our Cute Animals on Ice Launch Party recently.

Big thanks to everyone who showed up to hang out and try out the game.

πŸ“Έ : @jakemyday.bsky.social

#thankyou #nolandbeyond #cuteanimals #gaming #letsplay

4 months ago 4 2 1 0

the fucking Weeble Wobble of America stay DOWN

6 months ago 6 0 0 0
Ghost Hunters promotional picture

Ghost Hunters promotional picture

do you think the guys from TAPS ever explored each other's bodies

6 months ago 7 0 0 0
Painting of two weird white dogs

Painting of two weird white dogs

Inside you there are two wolves. They're...not doing great

6 months ago 11 1 0 0

VERY important communications on this Monday!

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Gale from Baldur's Gate 3: "hey guys"
Crowd: "GAPE"
Gale: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"

Gale from Baldur's Gate 3: "hey guys" Crowd: "GAPE" Gale: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"

Guess who's back on his bullshit
(it's @jakemyday.bsky.social )
((A little after 8:30 on twitch.tv/severalnerds))

6 months ago 6 1 0 0
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Speak your truth girl

6 months ago 12 0 1 0
Lemon sticking its tongue out with the caption "I'M SOUR!"

Lemon sticking its tongue out with the caption "I'M SOUR!"

You re: said Lil Smoochie

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
Man in a 90s style print shirt

Man in a 90s style print shirt

Beer 6-pack in a very similar print as the shirt

Beer 6-pack in a very similar print as the shirt

...well one of us is gonna have to change

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The Chaotic Queer Cat sits proudly at the top of a ledge, their rainbow cloak billowing in the wind. An onlooker complains β€œuhg, its not even pride month.” The onlooker begins to jeer β€œhey loser! I identify as an attack helicop-β€œ but he never finished that sentence. In his eagerness to taunt, he failed to notice the cat hunker down and gulp repeatedly before barfing up jet stream of rainbow down onto him. β€œOH GOD!” he wails from offscreen.

The Chaotic Queer Cat sits proudly at the top of a ledge, their rainbow cloak billowing in the wind. An onlooker complains β€œuhg, its not even pride month.” The onlooker begins to jeer β€œhey loser! I identify as an attack helicop-β€œ but he never finished that sentence. In his eagerness to taunt, he failed to notice the cat hunker down and gulp repeatedly before barfing up jet stream of rainbow down onto him. β€œOH GOD!” he wails from offscreen.

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a cartoon character 's feet are standing on a rug ALT: a cartoon character 's feet are standing on a rug

I'm crying about this to be clear

7 months ago 5 0 0 0
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Seth Rogen Revives β€˜The Muppet Show’ as a Disney+ Special Starring Sabrina Carpenter The 2026 event is meant to serve as a backdoor pilot.

Queer as in Muppet fan for life, gay as in I've been praying for Sabrina Carpenter to get an acting gig because she is Funny, and homosexual as in Seth Rogan I will [REDACTED]

7 months ago 16 0 1 0
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Kristen Chenowith post about Charlie Kirk but with Mr.Burns being shot superimposed

Kristen Chenowith post about Charlie Kirk but with Mr.Burns being shot superimposed

nobody mourns the wicked

7 months ago 42 2 0 2
A guy posing for a selfie wearing a pair of boxers showing the Twin Towers

A guy posing for a selfie wearing a pair of boxers showing the Twin Towers

Thick thighs save lives but CAN'T melt steel beams #neverforget πŸ˜”

7 months ago 18 0 2 0

The killer's still on the loose? McDonalds employees of Pennsylvania, your redemption arc is upon us

7 months ago 5 0 0 0

Desperately need Mary Cosby to weigh in here

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

7 months ago 7168 1826 56 1852

God if this is what today's like, imagine how it's gonna be when It finally happens

7 months ago 3 0 0 0

Haven't been this tuned in since the Queen died, feeling good!

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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a woman wearing sunglasses is smiling and saying i mean , you can go home if you 're not having fun . Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses is smiling and saying i mean , you can go home if you 're not having fun .

"How DARE you say that, that man's a FATHER" "I thought you people wanted ACCEPTANCE" "I didn't like him either but I'm not joking about this"

7 months ago 6 0 0 0

Diva, and I cannot emphasize this enough, down

7 months ago 2 1 0 0

Shonda, if you're on here, this would make a WILD episode of Grey's Anatomy

7 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Between Charlie Kirk being shot and a Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star being the next Bachelorette, someone's gonna make a We Didn't Start The Fire entirely around Utah events

7 months ago 13 1 2 0

Real turning point in the USA today

7 months ago 23 0 1 0

he's POUTING cause I played a cat game and not a game with my cat

7 months ago 2 0 1 1
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

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