That sounds good. If they sold that in the shops id probably have that sometimes

I don't much like or enjoy tortellonis, but I took a sacred vow to eat them once a month for no reason:

And words still mean something to this louche loon! ❤️

Put your shoes on, kitten. Daddy’s got £1.50 remaining balance on his Holland & Barrett loyalty card 😈

I wanted to know 😄 spit it out

what does dis mean 😇

"The great unwashed": I have not washed my hair for two weeks and it looks fantastic.

auction: Fine and Rare Character Dolls

my moots

shaving testicles for book club tomorrow ❤️

If u have american friends they will tell you 'im just about to drive' and then text you nonstop over the following two hours and also be at their destination

Your mum uses sesame oil as perfume

Apology accepted

held my jacket the wrong way over my arm and my passport, three condoms, and a copy of camus the outsider fell on the floor of the bus

Not much call in these modern times for things to be ‘spiffy’. Used to be quite a big deal. Now solely the domain of female detransitioners

Besides ‘jab them in the ribs so they stop it’ of course

Has anyone worked out what to do with their arm when a woman does that 'inside your elbow' thing

Please rest assured that I have tried everything already

She forgives me! And then i have to do it again. It is terrible

Yes two of the pills are appetite stimulants so sadly that doesn't apply to my particular scenario

Having to force about five pills a day into the throat of my girlfriends' cat and it is harming my perception of myself

BUSINESS IS BOOMING
BUT MY PISS IS FOAMING

The definition of BRIDGE ☝️🙂 is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different BRIDGE ☝️🙂

Normal late fee: flutter eyelashes

Book marked lost fine: playful wink

The fine i had accumulated: where should i put my tits bossman

Flirted my way out of an astonishingly large library fine

not subject to demand or supply and so instead trade on pity by manufacturing shame

was once asked to go over and take a photo of a lead calmly handling a service user who came in drunk 'just to show funders'

Joe Jackson - Welcome to Burning-By-Sea (Lyric Video) YouTube video by earMUSIC

pass the aux brother let me cook www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Fo...

putting on latter-day joe jackson albums to scare away the hoes in much the same manner as mcdonalds uses high frequency sound devices to disperse rowdy teens

Lindt master chocolatier

Ketchup doesnt come out the bottle quite the way it used to

i assumed from our mutually ecstatic response to the question that you were expecting a traditional slimesmaid. i now see that i should have double checked, or kept up with the group chat.