He actually keeps bees in his pants.

Remember when Javy Lopez made Joey Votto swing the bat like it was his first day on Earth?

At this point in time and after all we have all been through over the last 10 years, I don't give a fuck whether retributive redistricting is fair or not.

There's no sarcophagus juice.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

NASA’s Curiosity Finds Organic Molecules Never Seen Before on Mars - NASA After years of lab work, the results are in: A rock that NASA’s Curiosity Mars rover drilled and analyzed in 2020 includes the most diverse collection of

Slackerbot is old, has sore feet, and has a new fancier sibling with lots of bells and whistles, but it is still kicking ass and delivering the science. www.nasa.gov/missions/mar...

“Alright let’s get into it…” doesn’t get into it for days

The typical YouTube video these days is 15 minutes of into and 5 minutes of actual story. Get to the point.

No cats is a deal breaker.

The only thing to look forward to this year in Giants baseball is who they will take with the 4th overall pick.

lol giants

Watched the movie Kneecap last night. It was good.

Matthew Chappington III

Thanos snapping his fingers and blowing a Giants lead

It figures

It is 70 degrees today. Pants are off at any day warmer than 65.

Ron Washington saying "Turns out it's not incredibly hard"

I'm wearing no pants whatsoever

Characters from The Pitt dressed as Jesus

The Pitt is on tonight!

I like limes. Limes are delicious. Vodka and lime used to be my jam.

You mean they didn't spend at least a little of the trillions of dollars they got on some food? Maybe the folks in charge can lessen a little of their cut off the top to maybe feed soldiers?

Linda should stfu and pay her taxes. I guarantee you she won't feel it to the extent the rest of us do. Rich folks lives won't change in any significant way. They won't be instantly transported to an industrialization era poor farm.

Just ask Mackenzie Scott for instructions. She seems just fine.

Remember when the Giants bought the Curran Theater? lol

They didn't improve the team in the offseason. They put Buster's face on the austerity. It was the plan all along.

Everybody: "Wow, the Giants aren't really doing anything this offseason. They are going to be bad at baseball.

Giants play bad baseball

Buster and Zack: "Wow! Who could have foreseen this?"

Everybody: "Wow, the Giants aren't really doing anything this offseason. They are going to be bad at baseball.

Giants play bad baseball

Buster and Zack: "Wow! Who could have foreseen this?"

Hello everyone. I hope your day went well. I spent the day reading Queen Esther. 😘

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

I don't think this guy really regrets informing everyone.

The Perseverance rover photographed by the Ingenuity helicopter April 2021.

Back on April 2021, the Ingenuity helicopter took it's 3rd flight and photographed the Perseverance rover. 5 years seems like yesterday and forever ago at the same time.