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Posts by La Girafe πŸ––πŸΎ

Me wearing a neck brace and doing the thumb down

Me wearing a neck brace and doing the thumb down

Sorry I’ve been away from social media these last days as I got myself in a bit of a situation. I’m starting to be more clear headed now (thank you modern medicine!!) and should get back to our regular scheduled programming by the end of the week…

Thanks for being here always! Promise I am ok 🫢🏾

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@cigaradd.bsky.social !

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I will go back and say : hey you forgot to charge us for this - not because it’s the right thing to do but because I’m afraid of my Corsican mother

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Yeah that’s my youngest brother. That guy wants to get in shenanigans but is terribly bad at it. At least he gave the opportunity to see how angry my mom could get - we legit had no idea until he came along

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My friend was surprised that I never stole anything as a kid or a teen…
My brother stole a candy from the pharmacy when we were kids and my mom DRAGGED him back there sreaaaaaming and laid it on him so bad that it cured us 3 from every petty theft idea for life.

I’m still scared to this day

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Oh yeah apparently I had the book and the record of the songs in French?!

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I’m gonna classify this under childhood trauma

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Spent a huge part of my early childhood being obsessed with the Black Cauldron. I had *totally* forgotten about this until my mom randomly brought it up today.

I’m part of that niche millennial test audience who’s gone through this Disney phase I suppose.

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I guess I’m just gonna stay here and be pretty.

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I knew Prime was evil but giving access to season 1 of FROM and locking the rest behind paywall is diabolical.

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Ok sure monsters in the night but… no taxes? No rent?…

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And those without kids opening random windows to floating evil grandma

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FROM is solidifying me in my belief that kids are an enormous liability when it comes to surviving anything 🫠

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ONE OF THE BEST STAR TREK VIDEO GAMES!

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Let’s say they did that on purpose 🀣

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Very quintessential 90s (the women characters absolutely suck what a waste of Uma Thurman) but such great sci-fi. I rewatched a bunch of space movies during the Artemis flight and this is one of my favorites

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I love Gattaca and I love it a little more each year - the fact that there s no CGI in this movie makes their future always crisp, always readable, always relevant. It doesn’t age.

The only grip I have with it is that everyone’s a white guy… which adds to the fascist world building I guess?

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The 1st graders have learned of the concept of echo.

This was a long day.

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Now that i know that @jamieloftus.bsky.social is on this app, I had to tag you on this πŸ₯‚

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Lights up baby it’s my scene
πŸ“Έ DeVogue

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Everyone needs to learn to respect the post-shower pre-dinner non verbal hour. For real.

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I’m gonna need the whole week off.

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MILKINβ€”β€” -?!?!!?!

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IM GONNA BE INSUFFERABLE WITH ARTEMIS III. You don’t even know.

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β€œAre you still on your moon bs?”

Yes very much so. Leave me alone. *crying at all the pics this morning*

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Everyone, I need you to know that I already have a bunch of insane posts in my drafts. When I’m at like 100 I will bring back β€œ1 like 1 draft published”

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A "wartime" poster that says: "Using Generative AI? You're Prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead! Don't surrender your creativity to the Tech Billionaires' control!"

A "wartime" poster that says: "Using Generative AI? You're Prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead! Don't surrender your creativity to the Tech Billionaires' control!"

I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment.

Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here:

www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...

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Eeee my four best friends are back!! I can resume normal operations!!

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