I made a robotsona for my phone

I need chris to let me roll into that poon tang then Id tuck tuck him into bed for a tetris

Me if I was The Bear from Hit series The Bear “86 the socks chef, Ive got a table chock full of freaks”

Fuck bear claws I need bear feet

Its my birf day :D

Parklife(2025, Ink and Gel pen)

Sorry i dont watch anime <3

One of my friends has some and they are so cool!

Mrrp

Its not easy being green

All in a days work

Its ben a ruff day

Omg thats me

Introducing the Kansas City Melee Spring 2025 Power Rankings!

This one's a special puzzle PR, so it'll be up to you to figure out the answer! (The official solution will be posted in about a week.)

Thanks once again to @gooberbong.bsky.social for putting together the graphic!

i maxe like 25 dollars off of a 1 dollar scratch off in the frwaking bluff city 950 people there and im the best to ever do it ggs

What do women and losses have in common... Cant live with em cant live without em

Gumby!!!

I have no electricity and I must game

Magi vs MOF what is this woke (pro)nouns bowl 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

infinite jest by david doster wallace, or frankentsein by mary shelly

only DEI I support is Drinking Eunder the Influence

Forcing my gf to watch better call saul and proclaiming "Fuck this show is so good" after every scene

I LOVE SOUNDGARDEN AND IF YOU DONT FW THEM YOU DONT FW ME

Killing old people to stay young
Bitch Yeah I am Hung

:p mrrp mrrp

I EARNED MY VAPE CARD I SMOKED BEFORE I VAPED I CRAWLED BEFORE I BALLED IM NOT LIKE THESE OTHER POSER GEN Z BITCH IM A REAL ONE I WAS IN THE MUD

I cant wait for march to end god do I hate women

down so bad im scrolling on google maps

Ive slept more than a weakling like you could ever muster. You wish to dream of the escapades Ive had in the immeterial realm and yet hear you are and here I am. fucking bitch.

Wtf is NorthernLion schemeing with all these medical supplies? Did he get some fake illness like dual infection Salmonella Campalobacter again 🙄