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Posts by annie 👁❌🦋🪞

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Tess report - 2026.2

Tess report loginasroot.net/tess_report_...

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Tess report - 2026.1

Tess report 2026.1

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Tess report - 2026.0

new thing, not really a blog post loginasroot.net/tess_report_...

3 months ago 11 1 0 0

😵‍💫

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Need to make up a contrived reason to buy this for autumn

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

You got it 🫡

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

I mean, what are they gonna do? Send Claude after you?

7 months ago 2 0 0 0
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None, obsession, I support women, yes

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

What's next? A license to make toast in your own damn Tess?

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

catgirl: meow

doggirl: woof

angelgirl: faint hum emanating from the halo

contraptiongirl: twenty seconds of hideous metal scraping against metal followed by a bang, a crash, and the tinkle of broken glass

8 months ago 18 3 0 0

Tess hostage tweet

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Pats your halo

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Why did you repost this just to remove the human part lmfao

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

I'm panel 2 but she genuinely doesn't remember the password (this will not deter me)

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Least horny asexual

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

🥹

8 months ago 2 0 0 0

Hi hey hello hi there beep boop

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Tess.

You've let me in your home

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

This is exactly the sort of thing I would think you'd be good at and it's so immensely cute

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Tess.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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9 months ago 2 0 0 0

Trick question she would open as I would see her and become so instantly enamoured I faint causing her to ask if I'm okay after I regain consciousness (this is what the kids are calling rizz)

9 months ago 2 0 0 0

That was me

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Why does every angel girl love Matt Levine

Money stuff is haloslop

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Not me, I've just been rating your taste in media each time you watch something

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

you look like a cis girl

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

But only 1/2 of those things apply to you

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Omg meeeeeeee

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

who up scrollin they texts

9 months ago 7 2 1 0
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