Well, I guess I'm into planes now.

@arnnart.bsky.social did a great job on my commission. I can't post it here yet, because it'd spoil the surprise, but suffice it to say she exceeded my expectations and captured the vibe of the project perfectly from the start. Would commission again.

I know we don't really talk anymore, but I actually want not that.

A woman says "my executive dysfunction is so bad it's interfering with my domming." In a dungeon, her eager sub says "tell me what to do, Mommy." She is barely standing, clearly out of it, holding her riding crop limply. She makes a motion halfheartedly. The sub waits for pain but nothing comes. He says "momm-" she interrupts "one second..." putting her fingers to her temple in frustration.

Odamn

Yeah, I know, but I ran out of other ideas.

Prove you're not a bot, what tastes better, motor oil or gasoline?

Nah, I'm for real. It's a pain in the ass filtering through the bots, though, I hate the internet.

Having a very sad day, who wants to emotionally support me?

I have a possible artist lined up, but if she falls through I'll keep you in mind. 💜

Looking for a pencil or pen drawing, but thank you. 💜

Preferably in a size that's easy to frame, I'd rather spend the budget on the art than custom framing.

Looking for an artist (must be sentient, humanity optional, I know who you sick fucks are (my people))to draw an anthropomorphic Coyote driving her family (daughter and her three pups) to Big Bear California. Full color preferred, need the original.

“this trans stuff is just a distraction!” yeah needing to piss is pretty distracting. i’d like to be able to do it somewhere i won’t get arrested or assaulted. fuck you.

Audiobook wheeeeennn?

Big fan of Otherworldly Anarchist, Terminate the Other World, Nine Tails of Alchemy, and Melody of Mana.

911: what is your emergency

ME: i found a lost puppy

911: please hold

ME: oh hell yeah

Idk, seems pretty cool. Would like to know better.

👀

Good Girl. 🩷

Can't see any reason to quit that part... If anything starting progesterone made it worse. 😏

Oh yeah, this thing exists. Remember when I was super horny for queer girls and addicted to Twitter? Sure glad I quit Twitter.

Dear medical facilities,

I made my appointment in the late afternoon to avoid having to be awake at 9am. Why the hell are you calling me at 9am on a SUNDAY, a day you're not even open, to remind me of this?

Love,
People who asked if you have anything available later in the day.

Every man hour they spend on me is one they don't spend on hunting down the Affordable Care Assassin, so, cool.

The obvious answer is to give them as much christmas as possible.

Honestly, I'm shocked this happens as infrequently as it does, but the social climate feels like it may start being more normalized.

Just heard about Brian Thompson. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

That said, there's a lot of other, equally deserving guys out there, and I'd hate for them to miss out.

She was a major part of the creation of the Bluetooth standard through her work on frequency hopping for guiding torpedoes via radio, and I assume was famous for nothing else. (I'm a technomancer)

Done. Weird (not unwelcome) that you followed me first, though. I thought *I* was supposed to be the one doing parasocial things, this role reversal is weird.

That's a compelling argument. I'm down.