Telling my kids Christmas is cancelled because the elves couldn’t reach a collective bargaining agreement

We should bring the Harlem Shake back in 2025

Is fog a cloud that’s in prison

Yards are a lot like mullets: business in the front, party in the back.

Currently roasting chestnuts on an open fire. Going to give them to my friend whose cat died yesterday

Just quit my job to pursue my true passion in county fair talent management #TakingALeap #Paris2024 #NoMoreClowningAround

Ann Selzer reports approval boost for Yoon Suk Yeol following martial law attempt

A cybertruck? No thanks, I’m not replacing this guy any time soon