Yea…looks like ima have a romcom summer😌

TELL ME WHERE I LIED😂😂😂

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Wait let me get you the link😂

Meeting a man that wants to see your Mario Kart Personality Assessment PowerPoint >>>>>>

Haven’t touched my PC in days…& happier than I’ve been in years

This is a mom appreciation post. I love my Mum.

I don’t think I’ve ever had this many hits in a row.

Only opening the two free packs a day & back to back to back BANGERS.

The meet cute is we stopped carrying his favorite energy drinks & he wouldn’t buy the last 6 we had bc he wanted other people to get the deal, so I bought em & put them in the back room 2 MONTHS AGO for the next time he came in.

Today I was swinging through to get a drink & he was there.

Ran into the ridiculously hot customer from my last job that I’ve had a crush on forever & he gave me his number & now we’re gonna get married🙂‍↕️

12 more hours of working my ass off on this passion project - I haven’t left my PC all damn day💀

2 packs & a Wonder Pick later…

Very first pack of the new set & I got my chase card + Calem

Gods I do not want to start dating again but I also would like to have a romcom summer

Help. I’m working with one of my two coworkers that CAN’T HANDLE sitting in silence.

Bro is DESPERATE to find something to talk about & I’m just trying to watch anime🥲

Met my lesbian coworker & suddenly work is more fun 👯‍♀️

I can feel in my bones it’s gonna be a busy day today & I just wanna chill😭

• Checks RGB lights to make sure the whole strand works

• Hangs up a few feet & checks again

• Hangs up all 30ft

• They don’t work

“What would Jesus do?”

Flood the planet at a minor inconvenience.

“…ya know, I guess you gotta cull the weak. Only the spiritually strong survive.”

I didn’t know Jesus fucked with Darwinism like that💀

A digital drawing of an Aron and an Aggron sitting next to each other

Aron & Aggron fanart #pokemon

Context: I’m 5’6 & dress like a homeless man

Found out a a massive gym bro customer described me as:

“The tall guy with REALLY nice hair & a goatee? Ya know he’s really buff?”

This man either fears or loves me💀

I've come a long way.

I gave up competitive powerlifting and heavy eating to be lithe and limber. I'm really proud of how far I've come.

Don't give up on your goals. 🧡🖤

Triggered my new straight white coworker by talking factual trash about his favorite (baseball?) team bc he was saying derogatory shit.

He’s been throwing a tantrum for 2 hours & won’t be in the same room as me. I’m crying😂😂😂

I’m back in the gym, I’m sleeping & eating right, I’m not crying myself to sleep every night, y’all are fucking DOOMED

Hat man bein a lil too active tonight😵‍💫

a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down with her legs crossed ALT: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down with her legs crossed

Throwin it back every time he makes eye contact with you across the gym so he knows you’re a threat😈

Soft Lighting🌤️

Purple, strong AND stylish 💜

Comm for @zefius.bsky.social

I can’t take a serious picture to save my life apparently RIP to my dating profiles