The official US government cybersecurity agency has an AI-generated astronaut cat as their 404 page.

Food Review: Licking the brown frosting from Dr. Doom Oreos turns your tongue green. Wiping the brown poop from your butt after eating Dr. Doom Oreos turns the toilet paper green.

Came for the Toccato, stayed for the Fugue in D Minor.

All I'm saying is dunking a donut in coffee is tactilely no different from Brundlefly donuts.

Enikő Eged - Cowgirl Enikő Katalin Eged - art Poster of the highest quality. Art print on eco-friendly FSC paper.

Google news feed's targeted ads are scary accurate.
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A novena candle with the infamous "Ecce Homo" painting refurb with text beneath saying "Ecce Potato," lit for the very first time for the passing of its creator Cecilia Giménez.

things have really turned around for me ever since i became isolated and weird

Finished #TheFutureOfTruth by Werner Herzog and #CleaveTheSparrow by Jonathan Katz. Just started #TheCaseAgainstReality by Donald Hoffman. The Dissociation Trilogy is nearly complete.

Light reading on a 17 hour roadtrip.

ethically sourced indian burial ground skeletons

Damn, #WernerHerzog over here personally attacking one John Miller in particular. #TheFutureOfTruth

OBSCUREST VINYL | Jenny Stardust - Walkin' Like a Douche (FULL ALBUM) YouTube video by Obscurest Vinyl

This whole #obscurestvinyl album is quality AI slop. 😘🤌 youtu.be/EzAbbYbtpnc?...

Got the #MadMagazine Special #Halloween Edition and I feel personally attacked.

Watching #MicroWrestling in super slow-mo while listening to Barber's Adagio for Strings. It also works in fast-mo with Yakety Sax. Amazing.

A bookmark that says "I'm mentally ill about reading" in between the pages of House of Leaves where an institutionalized mother writes a crazy letter that looks crazy.

Got the best bookmark for House of Leaves from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social

A manatee lies seductively on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace. It has a huge, round, shiny human ass. Like, it is seriously caked up with a thicc-ass fuckoff dumptruck. AI made this and it is an abomination.

#SaveTheManatees

Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

A photo of a Kindle resting on a pizza-print blanket with a page from the book Cleave the Sparrow by Jonathan Katz. The page reads, "the story of the Western Australian Jewel Beetle. Back in the 1980s, these randy characters-the males-were all copulating normally with female jewel beetles, until Australian designers tweaked the shape of their beer bottles and added a ring of dimples on the bottom that looked like the sexiest fucking beetle slut you could ever imagine. This is all true by the way. It became such a problem, the Australians had to redesign their beer bottles, just to stop the beetle bros from ignoring their women and going extinct. And if you think this couldn't happen to humans, you obviously haven't visited Tokyo recently."

I like when the narrator says, "This is all true by the way" so I know when to google that shit. #CleaveTheSparrow

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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

A “Work Zone Ahead” sign, but the first letter has been altered to a “D” so it reads “Dork Zone Ahead”

Protip: #Heineken mini-keg stops spitting out tepid foam if you make a mini ice cream maker out of a stew pot, salt, ice and water.

Band comes out and sets up in front of the audience for two hours--testing microphones, adjusting lights, almost start playing several times, but stop to set up more. Finally, they yell into the mic, "THANK YOU, WE'RE OC/DC, GOODNIGHT!" then leave.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Trying to watch scrambled 1-bit streaming Skinamax from another world. #playdate #blippo+

"Falling into a black hole and getting spaghettified for all eternity makes *you* an Endless Pasta Bowl," I mumble at my coworkers between bites of fettuccine during my job's 20th anniversary celebratory Olive Garden lunch.

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Top image is the "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Bottom image is the "I don't know, Margo" scene from Beyond the Black Rainbow.

#NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation #BeyondTheBlackRainbow