Paul F. Tompkins, Drew Tarver, Ryan Gaul, and Scott Aukerman. Three wearing glasses and Drew just squinting through the pain!

Many hamburgers, Urkels, and Wurkels to you! Juuuuice.

It’s Wet Day with @pftompkins.bsky.social!!

Plus Brothers Spike and Ike Minksalmon deliver exciting news about their family. And dental spa receptionist Carolyn Parker tries to sort out workplace soup drama.

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Langston Kerman, Patty Guggenheim, Neil Campbell, and Scott Aukerman

Langston Kerman joins the six timers club to promote his upcoming live show at the Elysian Theater and his “The Aspiring Deadbeat” tour.

Then restaurant manager Gwymper Sanbag serves up restaurant etiquette with a side of hot celebrity gossip. Plus a widower?!?!

After 3 surgeries, a blood clot, infection & being hospitalized for over a week, the moment I was discharged I rushed to the airport so I could get on a plane to DC & vote NO on Republicans’ disastrous budget plan.
Rep. Pettersen traveled from Colorado with her newborn son so she could vote NO. 🧵

french far-right leader jordan bardella canceled his remarks at cpac today
reason given: “one of the speakers allowed himself, out of provocation, a gesture referring to nazi ideology.”

who’s gonna do it, who will be the hero we needed

There is zero question that the Trump Administration is going after mail voting.

youtube.com/watch?v=PXil...

Wait. Have @doge and Elon just been pulling numbers from usaspending.gov ?

Then releasing it as if they discovered it ?

Brilliant if true. Absolutely brilliant. Fooled me.

Very Trump like too.

Any usaspending.gov experts out there that can tell us ?

The US Treasury Claimed DOGE Technologist Didn’t Have ‘Write Access’ When He Actually Did Sources tell WIRED that the ability of DOGE's Marko Elez to alter code controlling trillions in federal spending was rescinded days after US Treasury and White House officials said it didn't exist.

SCOOP: The US Treasury claimed a DOGE's Marco Elez didn’t have ‘write access,’ when he actually did. Sources tell WIRED that his ability to alter code controlling trillions in federal spending was rescinded, days after officials said it didn't exist.

Anyone else super exhausted

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

Merkley on Russ Vought: "He was the one who impounded the funds, illegally, for Ukraine, and it led to the president's first impeachment ... he's repeating the same things now."

100% of it

Cows infected by lethal bird flu strain never before seen in the animal showing respiratory symptoms, Nevada says The strain, called D1.1, was behind a human death from bird flu last year.

Great time to put a kooky conspiracy theorist in charge of HHS. www.cbsnews.com/news/cows-bi...

Donald Trump has already committed at least 23 potential illegalities, in only 16 days 🧵

1. Freezing funding for Medicaid and all other federal assistance programs

2. Revoking birthright citizenship

3. Using “expedited removal” to deport immigrants with zero due process

Your sanity really shouldn’t rely on hoping half of what a president says he doesn’t mean.

House Oversight Republicans spent two years subpoenaing and deposing every person who ever had a cup of coffee with Hunter Biden over the last 20 years, but now oppose a subpoena to hear from the person really running the government who hasn’t even had a confirmation hearing.

New via NYT — The CIA sent the White House an unclassified email listing all employees hired by the spy agency over the last two years to comply with an executive order to shrink the federal work force. One former agency officer called the reporting of names a “counterintelligence disaster.”

All The Federal Lawsuits Related to Trump Admin Executive Orders We put them all in one place.

www.courtwatch.news/p/lawsuits-r...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Crockett: "If feels as if y'all have just decided that y'all are gonna castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone who was unelected. It doesn't matter how many cheerleaders he had on the field campaigning for him. That doesn't mean he gets to go in and sit atop any of our agencies"

Democratic senators will hold the Senate floor all night long in opposition to the nomination of Russ Vought, an organizer of Project 2025, to head the OMB.

Trump administration evicts former Coast Guard leader from her house with 3 hours notice Trump fired Linda Fagan, the first female Coast Guard commandant, on his second day in office. A Trump official told her she had three hours to leave her house on Tuesday.

These people are fucking monsters. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk

Exactly. No is a complete sentence

Trump: The US will take over the Gaza Strip… we’ll own it

Elon Deletes Free Tax Program And His Fans Are Baffled What did they think would happen?

They're so close to getting it.