But it's art, all the same. I can't return to the Obra Dinn. I can't even leave it.

The string quartet gets more faint with each door. I don't know what I wanted when I started, and I don't know if I want to get out. I feel like maybe this would have been better if I had instead discovered a massive underground lake and built a replica of the Obra Dinn.

Another room, another scene; bigger and deeper than I thought and people kept coming and I kept painting and stealing and humming and sweating.

Now I live here. I don't know how many rooma deep I've gotten. I've repeated scenes hundreds of times over, each with different actors.

Things started getting cool when I finally noticed a new door wher there was not a door before. I opened it up and it was another room. So I turned that into a scene from the game. Now I hired voice actors to play the parts of the characters. Take shifts with the quartet. Do it all night. All day.

I tricked a local string quartet into occupying the adjacent room and told them to keep playing music. Music from the game. I don't care nobody is here. Go to the bathroom in shifts. Don't let the silence take anything back we worked real hard to get to this point.

Once I had the 1st room slathered in a light-eating coat I began posing stolen mannequins as in the scenes in the game. I stole costumes from the local little theater's clothes trunk. I used scissors and needles and humming and sweating. I painted the dimensions with white phosphorus.

I rented out office space downtown under the auspices of, uh, an actual business. Once I had the keys I drove carload after carload of vantablack and hoisted the pailcans of impossibly expensive paint up twelve flights of stairs, two at a time, gasping like post-coital frog in the scorching desert.

I created the Eternal Obra Dinn Interactive Experience. I created it because I was crazy and nobody wanted to stop me. Granted, I didn't tell anyone, largely because I didn't want to second guess myself. I had a vision, ill-concieved and perfect like all good art.

(tv static fades to grainy image of a man) .... good afternoon moron .... this message is top stupid

at a live performance where the actors are wearing animal masks, wonder what THAT'S all abo- holy shit the guy in the bird mask is acting like a bird. the guy in the mandrill mask is acting like a mandrill!!

my cat coughs this shit up every other week, these guys aint special

“I look at the cartridge. It says "Mario sex game." I scream. The cover art is Mario sex game.”

return of the obra dinn gaiden. super game boy color enhanced. 30 new fates to solve. put urself in the game using game boy camera. comes with a demo disc for obra dinn 2. somebody's already published a wiki for it. tumblr bursting with all kinds of shipping (and i ain't talkin nautical!!)

The Shitt

mafia 3 is the best in the series and its not even close

enjoying some tostadas. or, mexican senbei, as a dipshit might say

whenever people assume I am excited about a movie or show based on something I loved when I was 8 I just think about how weird it would’ve been if my dad got all pumped up about a Howdy Doody movie in 1986

i cannot get into hades or hades 2 because those goddamn people are all perfect. there is nothing human about them. "well that's because they're gods" don't care. can't relate to divine beauty. refuse to give it the pleasure. just a smooth shiny sphere, impossible to grasp

just now noticing i wrote hat twice

sonic fans will never have anything as cool as b3313

that mfer on the right does not want to be here. he does not believe in dragon quest. he would kill u if it meant he could go back home five minutes sooner

"I TECHED THAT THROW AND YOU KNOW IT BARNEY, THE STUPID BALANCE PATCH JUST MADE TERRY UNGA BUNGARD COMPLETELY UNVIABLE!"

straight up doing dabs of miso right out of the container. days worth of salt down my gullet. gerrymandering the shit out of my gut flora. they're calling me the healthiest boy alive

Show: X-Men: The Animated Series
Language: Japanese
Version: HALF H·P STUDIO

Begging the algorithm to stop showing me posts from folks I don’t follow saying their dog died.

The only reason they said yes to making a Bloodborne movie is because movies also don't exceed 24 fps

commentated is a stupid sounding word and it sounds like you don't know that the word is actually commented but god damn it actually is spelled and pronounced commentated and it sucks ass. just a shit word. "commentated"

Remember the game Hat Trick Hero where you can basically kill the opponent's goalie?