I 💯% agree. Every chat bot, every phone menu, every interaction with AI is totally fucking useless indeed. No understanding of the question, rigid responses, incorrect actions - in fact no "intelligence" at all (but very artificial).
It’s fucking useless. Yet here we are in overall buyin for life’s perpetual mediocre middle managers and politicians and they want these processes to do my lovely creative human job. And I just can’t even…
At least I won’t need an interest certificate when I’m destitute
Good morning. I just ended up swearing at Barclay’s AI assistant several times because I’m so sick of everything in life being made inaccessible and so much more shit due to AI. The enshittification of life is really getting me down. SO MUCH WASTED TIME AND ENERGY FOR SIMPLE TASKS. Fuck tech bros
“Farage rarely turns up to do his actual job. Yet he finds time to jet off around the world on his donor’s private plane and trouser half a million quid while families struggle. Reform are not on your side. They’re just in it for themselves”
It’s so obvious, it hurts.
www.desmog.com/2026/04/18/n...
At this point MAGA is just Stockholm Syndrome for people who don’t know where Stockholm is.
This is so good that I wish I had said it myself 👇🏼
Finally! 👏🏻👏🏻
Spain has recently outpaced the US in GDP growth, emerging as one of the fastest-growing major advanced economies. As of 2024–2025, Spain’s economy is growing at a rate over 3% annually, exceeding the US (~2%) and Eurozone (~1%) averages.
Donald is such an uninformed idiot.
The Strait Is Closed Again! Just wow…. #econsky
Probably my car. Although a distant relative took us out for a ride in his Rolls Royce in the 1960s, and my cousin's husband took us for a blast in his E Type in the 70s, and a year or two later in his Jensen Intercepter III.
Other than that, flights to Sydney and back.
Yes, aged 15 to 33, with a five year break. Gave up on 7th June 1992.
Not enough.
Trump likes to pretend that he invents new idioms.
So here is a new expression that he can legitimately claim to be the inspiration of:
As Closed As Hormuz
Nigel Farage: People tell me they've always voted Labour, but not any more The Reform UK leader is expecting a political earthquake' in the local elections next month — but insists the era of Tory defections is over Nigel Farage refused to rule out a confidence and supply deal with the Conservative Party if Reform fails to secure a majority at the next general election Steven Swinford, Political Editor Friday April 17 2026, 10.15pm, The Times
The Times seems to be backing their man in the run up to the local elections. Chummy, unchallenging ‘interview’ that reads much more like a Farage advert.
Free passes handed out on his racism, misogyny, corruption, Trumpism, Orbanism, useless councils, dire candidates, failed Brexit…
Really shabby.
Whatever you think of Boris Johnson, at least we know he WASN’T a liar, nor did he ever mislead Parliament.
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Not only did the sons probably call ICE on her, the day after her husband died they took their dad's cars, leaving her housebound. Then they rerouted mail, causing her to miss a visa appointment & the utilities to be turned off. Tony and Gary Ross are going to hell.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...
Weird how there’s always one guy!
Oh!! And from Maine! Get ready for a whole lot more of that I guess lol.
This is the make-believe of a child who doesn't understand the real world, telling you what they'd put in their secret agent hideout. Flights of fancy layered on implausible designs, getting more outrageous & outlandish as he rambles on. Please, USA, 25th Amendment, quick as you like.
#LockHimUp
Stormy Daniels says they had an affair.
Donald Trump says they didn’t.
Who are you going to believe…the fake blond with the big tits or Stormy Daniels?
And how many years of prison for the person who put this man on a 13 hour shift?
Thank you @bandroll.bsky.social @raykwong.bsky.social and @j1j2.bsky.social for the shoutout.
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France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.
Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars
The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.
Why aren't we doing this?
Sir Ed Davey MP: "President Trump has threatened to rip up his trade deal with the UK as punishment for us not joining his idiotic war in Iran—
Surely the Prime Minister can't send our King to meet a man who treats our country like a mafia boss running a protection racket"
I think they're aiming too low. It's the #OrangeFelon they should be impeaching.
#LockHimUp
King Donald I impoverishing his people and falling out with the Pope over a Crusade.
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Trump really takes us all back to the Middle Ages 🙄
Cover of Private Eye, No. 1673, 17-30 April 2026. Headline: Hungary - Orban Loses Historic Election Cover Photo: Victor Orban and JD Vance, looking triumphant, arms around each other whilst taking applause on stage at a Hungarian election rally. A speech bubble has Vance saying "Who says America can't achieve regime change?" Footer: Huge triumph for MAGA (surely MAGYAR? Ed.)
Gotta love @privateeyenews.bsky.social
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“The Secretary of Defense is not connected to reality.”
The Strait of Hormuz isn't social media. If someone blocks you, you can't just block them back.
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The Pope recently moved in with Obama inside Trump’s head, which was made possible by the ever growing empty spaces in there.
