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I grow weary of your incessant whining. Your taxes have been undone.

lets all post our blood pressure

ontological evil is stored in the balls

come again?

if they’d let me keep my phone and smoke weed i would already be living in some monastery by now

lol sure thing bro, go ask your jarl for permission first

come again?

passing around the eve/lilith nsfw biblical fanfic at the party like a joint

they should make weed that women can smoke right now

song of the year 2025

hey

english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you

coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you

film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come

whip it out, citizen

you been acting real ominous lately, bro. what haunts thee?

guys lets do agp vs hsts again im bored

[approaching a calm scene at the bar] ok now, lets all take some shallow breaths and freak the fuck out

with the advent of DOLBY ATMOS technology and the wonders of REAL-TIME HEAD TRACKING, your snare can now sound like shit in 3D !

No you see, that pile of laundry is supposed to be on the floor. They are pre-drying

Causerie: A Compilation Benefiting YRC ATL, by Various Artists 7 track album

Happy Bandcamp Friday!

I released an album to benefit Y'all Rock Camp ATL, which runs a summer camp to teach girls and trans youth to play music and form a band. It features several great Atlanta trans/queer artists.

All the proceeds go to camp ✨

killianstreet.bandcamp.com/album/causer...

hello my friends i come to you with a very special offer !!! i am offering DISCOUNTED LESSON PACKS for new students for january !! $250 will get you four lessons, which is almost an entire lesson for free !! move quickly though, i only have FOUR of these packs available !! DM for details !

I choose to believe that every time you ask a computer to do an AI task, it physically hurts it. Computers don’t like generating prompts, it makes them ill. They like doing times tables and playing Quake 3.

I need meal items bad

i am a dyke with fag tendencies

the point of having a girlfriend is to refill her water bottle and buy her things

making a fuckass sandwich if that's still allowed in this country