I think the Vatican was just trying to avoid tariffs

Pope Leo will become the first pope in history to get a dog at the Vatican.

A Chicago dog 🌭

New Pope who dis?

That awful moment you realize this is your circus and these are your monkeys

In life you gotta face adversity to grow from it. I like to microdose in adversity…

The NFL just ended racism!

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I hit the road….. my knuckles hurt

What’s more shocking:

Democrats trade Biden for Harris

Mavericks trade Luka for Anthony Davis

If the Mavericks can replace Luka Dončić, it means we’re all as dispensable as a last-season sneaker in a clearance sale!

Weekends are like 5% of your week but 95% of your personality!

I had a dream that I was king….woke up and …..ummm the guy from the apprentice was King????

I just saw a headline that the U.S is leaving WHO . Who are we leaving? And why are we leaving this person?

I congratulated someone on LinkedIn and wrote, “Congratulations on the promotion! You’re killing it as usual!” However, I couldn’t help but feel a bit nervous about what if a murderer saw it and got offended.

My dog’s vet gave me this gift—a dog tag that reads “Director of Slobber.” Is this a passive-aggressive way for my dog’s vet to talk 💩 on my dog? 😂

Freeze federal grants? How about you freeze my student loans

Nothing better than going on a nature walkie and partaking in some talkie

These two guys, who started as plumbers, went on to own one of the largest franchises in history, demonstrating the true definition of starting from the bottom.

I wish my student loans had stormed the Capitol. So they too could be pardoned.

AI machines are killing jobs of other AI machines #joinem #jointhebots

LinkedIn endorsements be like: ‘Yeah, I can confirm this person knows Microsoft Excel.’
Me: *forgets how to spell Exsel.* #SkillsVerified

How about we investigate the person calling for the investigation of the investigators.

Drake is expected to drop an album this year. At this rate he’ll run of tings and emotions by 2026.

The Cybertruck is like this administration cool to few disgusting for most

Congrats to the Kansas City Cheats

What cracking?

I’m RUMing away from my problems. That’s what’s Kraken!

I wish my student loans had stormed the Capitol. So they too could be pardoned.

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BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE

Brian Athey , where you at?

I have arrived! 🥰