Gnurf is reading an issue of "OCCULTURE Magazine", a supermarket tabloid along the lines of Weekly World News and Sun (outlandish articles about things like bat boy or aliens hitting angels with their space ships.) while standing outside of a convenience store. This particular issue has a cover story featuring what appears to be a photo of Gnurf alongside the headline "TAR MONSTERS: CREATURES FROM THE BLACK DEPTHS". Gnurf is reading the article with a fascinated look on his face, while the other tarbeasts are crowded around him, looking a mixture of unamused, annoyed, and skeptical. On the back of the magazine is the tagline "THE NEWS THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW" and another article - "I WAS BIGFOOTS SEX SLAVE. AND NOW I'M PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD" - alongside an image of a heavily pregnant anthro alligator, and a mughsot of bigfoot himself.

Supermarket Tabloid
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office romance

Can’t believe we are still doing this

I’m so obsessed with Moby Dick… like, he and Queequeg are broing tf out. they said they’d be there for each other thru every hap….

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Today is Ammo's bday. which means today is the day that I began to seriously try to improve myself as an artist, and get to the point that I'm at today. I still have a long way to go, but I'm happy he's been here with me every step of the way. Thank you for everything, Ammo!

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And when it comes to sleeping with an unknown stranger, in a strange inn, in a strange town, and that stranger a harpooneer, then your objections indefinitely multiply

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Support/Tank/DPS

This is probably ok

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea?

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

I'm assembling a team

oh my god??

I think about this interaction constantly

a 3D chart labeled "WINFIELD" with rows and columns representing the intersecting careers of Milt Wilcox, Nolan Ryan, Mike Krukow, Mike Norris, Dave Rozema, Lenny Randle, Dave Winfield, George Brett, and Robin Ventura

working on stuff

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet

"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" is a popular Internet meme about Luigi that started with a video uploaded by YouTube user KlydeStorm in 2009, in which Luigi wins against CPU opponents in Mario Party 2 without performing any inputs. It became so popular that Nintendo's own social media accounts and official videos referenced it. [A post from SuperMario_UK on Twitter] He does nothing. How does he always win? [A subtitle on Nintendo Monthly Rewind-April 2021 on YouTube] But will Luigi win by doing nothing? However, the first instance of Luigi winning while doing absolutely nothing actually comes from Nintendo themselves. In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Luigi wins a drama contest while playing grass, a role requiring him to lie down and be silent for the whole play. While it might at first appear that the other actors's performances were responsible for the victory, it turns out that everyone specifically liked Luigi doing absolutely nothing. [Screenshots of PM:TTYD] Hayzee was a producer, and he was looking for actors to go on stage with him. The script was great, but I got really hosed, Bro... My "role"... My "part"... ...Was grass! I played grass by the side of the road! Grass, Bro! Grass! I just sprawled out on the ground and had to be silent. Everyone but me had lines... In the end, our musical was the talk of the town, and we won the Drama Slam. But wow! Outside were tons of fans! MY fans! Fans of grass! They swarmed me! Source: x.com/SuperMario_UK/status/1183374507811246080, youtube.com/watch?v=u8DwWOEcBbg, screenshots taken by Supper Mario Broth

"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" is a meme started with a fan video in 2009, which got so popular Nintendo themselves referenced it repeatedly. However, the earliest instance of Luigi winning by doing nothing actually comes from a game and predates the meme by 5 years.

what species was sachs the gold man

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off

adhd is so silly sometimes, like why am I procrastinating playing a video game I want to play lol

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#pokemon

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Minecraft has updated 8 more baby mob textures!😭they're so cute!!

Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him

maybe you're the only sane one