How the hell do you do this

I'm not built for Mariners fandom

It's the same pain.

If I ever get sad I'll just remember that Mason Miller thinks I'm funny.

@JonHeyman tweeted
Colt Emerson, SS prodigy, and Mariners agree on $95M, 8-year deal. Emerson, 20, sets a record for player yet to debut in majors. (Konnor Griffin has a chance to break the record) @ByRobertMurray 1st

M's fans have been great!

Thank you!!!

Thank you!!!

Switching my fandom from the A's to the Mariners was 100% the right call.

I timed my Mariners fandom perfectly

If MLB misses the 2027 season let's just do the WBC again.

WBC>MLB

The Marlins can't sell out a game to save their lives.

You throw the WBC in the ballpark and it's immediately a world series atmosphere.

Maybe MLB is just not a great product?

WBC is a better product than MLB

Maybe baseball is huge in other countries because they make it a better product?

Who knows maybe you'll get to see GB live if that AI slopfest of a ballpark ever gets built for failson John Fisher.

Congratulations to @megrowler.fangraphs.com

Already at 54 career war, 2 MVPs, he's well on his way.

For sure! I'm enough of an econ and baseball nerd to make sure to keep up to date especially after MLB killed my fandom with the A's move.

Yea it's weird, while many who aren't in this region associate the state of Jefferson as a right wing nut job ideology, the NPR affiliate here is actually called JPR, Jefferson Public Radio.

It's always funny though when people from like Sonora try repping a region they're nowhere even close to.

It's of no surprise to me that the uncreative minda at the city of Medford would look to something like this rather than any type of real revitalization. Many of the commercial buildings are write offs for California based landowners that charge sky high rents for decrepit buildings.

There's a super interesting history of the towns whose downtowns revolved around highway 99.

Many of them were bypassed by I5 and were one of the main original impetuses for the State of Jefferson movement, with the two x's on the flag representing being "double crossed" by the federal government.

@enosarris.bsky.social @dvr.bsky.social

Remember when Trevor May said the Dodgers being the best swing and miss in the zone team and the Jays being the best contact in the zone team would lead to every Jays victory not being close?

Dude knows what he's talking about 😂

The Mariners are the Mariners of baseball

Honestly sounds like A's fans...

Damn those cyclops eye goggles are exactly what Toro would need.

Wild that seemingly nobody can make sense of anything when faced with the physical embodiment of a purely nihilistic culture.

The way theyve wasted this pitching staff is just absolutely wild.

It's similarly wild that the movie Outbreak was an optimistic look at the societal effects of a global pandemic.