He’s sorry there’s consequences that are bad for him.

Time to play “monkey in the middle” with the nuclear football.

Bemoaning my deflated tummy on this #tummytuesday

My experiences with The Apps™️ have feet so abysmal.

That’s nice. Do the ICE agents have to pay to turn off the ads, or?

a cat is sitting on a box under a lamp with a light on its head . ALT: a cat is sitting on a box under a lamp with a light on its head .

Took an afternoon nap yesterday, didn’t sleep til late now I’m tired and hungry.

I guess I want to bring some attention to #TWT on this #TightieWhitieTuesday so enjoy

I think I’ve seen it before in a BBC news countdown!

a woman is screaming at a man in a suit while he looks on . ALT: a woman is screaming at a man in a suit while he looks on .

Clearly it was all the caffeine pills...

#mcm but letting the sunshine in

I saw that! That was crazy!!

Plenty of room on the couch—or your lap 😏

The Amateur Cable Guy Box has been PURGED!! All the wires have been vetted and separated and in some cases put in baggies to keep from tangling! Keepers go in the ottomans and all the unusable ones are outski! I had an S-Video cable?? I HAD A SCSI CABLE! I had an N64 power brick and I NEVER HAD ONE

Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18

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I, too, would like to feel your oats.

Oh i like those! If the orange were hi-vis and glowed in black light, they’d be perfect!

(Especially since I found Madame X virtually unlistenable)

I liked it! I’ve always said that a Madonna album is only as good as the folks behind the sound boards. I hope the whole album is as good.

What’s your favorite Bible verse?
*wrong answers only*

“Jesus Came.”

—The Gospel of Mary Magdalene 6:9

Saturday morning fit

Another quick Fortnite test stream this evening. Hopefully the audio issues I was having have been solved.

Why is the lighting spotlighting that one area?? 😏😏

When the wrapper is as fun as the candy itself 🍬

No, my grandfather’s family came from Scotland and instead of landing in Nova Scotia like all those other Reids, we had to arrive in stoopid VIRGINIA… 😡 The family also stayed in Ireland for one generation before crossing the Atlantic, but apparently that’s not long enough either!

After a workout, perhaps maybe the humps need massaged?😊

Did we expect any better?

Enjoy the burn 🔥