Haven’t been on here in a while, decided to creep back in your profile a bit. Found the most Cooper story. 💙

Oops, forgot bluesky exists for a while

You are stunning, through and through. 💙

Don’t worry there was nothing nefarious going on, we have a very good explanation. Our concentration camps are just overcrowded and infested with disease.

In 2020, I said it felt like we were living in the Book of Revelation as told by Groucho Marx. Now it’s more like living in 1984 written by Carrot Top.

I’m here more and more often, anyway

😍

We’re all just going through life trying to survive and see boobs.

It is not, in any way, ambiguous. Trump is a fascist criminal and he has given absolute power to the Nazi Elon Musk.

I feel like this SHOULD be surprising, but…

She can find 8 different places for a sectional and will rotate through them daily.

A meme featuring two images from Parks and Recreation. In the top panel, Ron Swanson hands a paper to someone, saying, “Not to worry; I have a permit.” In the bottom panel, the paper says, “I can do what I want. - Ron.” Below the images, bold text reads, “HOW TRUMP THINKS EXECUTIVE ORDERS WORK”

You fuckers wanna snuggle?

😍

Oh hell yeah

It’s wonderful to come together for Christmas.

I consider this response a Christmas miracle.

No promises

It’s almost impressive to make an ending so bad that it makes prior good episodes bad.

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Wow!

They make money on technology, and benefit from nothing more than science stopping so the stuff they already control remains the leading edge.

🔥🔥🔥

I haven’t since you left twitter, but I’m confident I can make up for lost time.

A notification from an astronomy app with a constellation icon. The text reads: “In your sky: Uranus is in opposition. Today is the best time to observe it.” The time in the corner is 4:51 PM, and the background has a gradient of dark and reddish hues.

ALERT:

This app rocks

Either being horny without being a jerk or wanting to hug a bear.

I immediately adore them