"salade niçoise, a Provençal asshole, famous the world over for overboiled eggs and mealy hothouse tomatoes."

Salade niçoise - Wikipedia

The photo on Wikipedia's Salade Niçoise entry makes one wonder if a Salade Niçoise slept with the wiki editor's wife or something: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salade_....

It’s not really that much fun to be chased by chickens…???

Spending my last hours awkwardly talking volleyball with Allison Mack.

Ok but dancers ARE human.

Like the Electoral College, mainly decorative.

Yeah no, they’re definitely not doing anything biscuit-related.

For UK biscuits your cat would need a roller and a cookie cutter. UK biscuits are never drop-style.

Pam Bondi's official DOJ portrait in the trash. Obtained by MS NOW

Y'all, they threw Pam Bondi's official DOJ portrait in the trash, then LEAKED a photo to the media. There is literally no upside to being a MAGA bootlicker.

www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

This is the way.

State Sponsor of Tara.

Possibly forever, apparently?

Let me tell you about your 40s: if you have more than two glasses of wine, you’ll wake up with puffy eyes TWO DAYS later.

Steven Soderbergh’s ‘The Christophers’ Wins Narrative Audience Award at Sonoma International Film Festival 2026 'The Christophers' and 'Poetic Justice' Shine at Sonoma International Film Festival 2026. [Full Winners List]

www.indiewire.com/awards/indus...

Like his time and attention are some kind of GLORIOUS PRIZE.

The Christophers movie poster starring Ian McKellen and Michaela Coel

This movie opens April 10 in NY and LA and then goes wider drip by drip. A career high for me and such a joy to work with these incredible actors.

Do we think he's outright lying, or do we think his aides put him on a call with someone on an inside line and said "Sir, we have Tehran here"?

“How will history remember this man?” It is simply IMPOSSIBLE TO GUESS.

lol, the top story on the CNN website now refers to the decision of whether to put ground troops in Iran as a “legacy-defining question,” as if his legacy were still somehow being determined.

$280K?!?! Did they bring Harrison Ford out of his cabinetmaking retirement or something??

Chuck Norris: He kicked ass. What more do you want? It’s not entirely crazy to call him the Elvis of martial arts movies.

My close personal friend Glenn Kenny @glennkenny.bsky.social has managed to write a charming tribute to the late Chuck Norris—a performer whose specialty, generally speaking, was not charm. decider.com/2026/03/20/c...

“somewhat under siege” is an interesting idea.

His first wife, yes. Then he cheated on his second wife after she was diagnosed with MS.

🤯

I really want a followup story on the Medbed true believers. Like--what do they think the current delay is? What do they think is happening right now??

Here's a thread featuring clips of key moments from the DC Metropolitan Police body camera footage of the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that I obtained as a result of my FOIA lawsuit:

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

God, Matt, I’m so sorry to hear this!!

My God—ANY hat.

The killing of Iranian children during an illegal war is an impeachable offense (not to mention a grave crime) and Congress should really act like it.

15 Republicans in the Senate could end this nightmare before it somehow gets even worse.