Three hours to the R18 TC collection time - and boy hasn’t the last 24hrs really dragged.

I doubt there’s a related image or video I haven’t looked at!

*think

Is there absolutely no one in his inner circle going “Err, Starms, like, do you really thing this is a good idea?”

I’m watching from the sofa going WTF with increasing regularity.

He hasn’t just failed to fulfil my hopes, he’s managing to fulfil my fears.

For anyone who isn’t ignorant: www.bma.org.uk/advice-and-s...

I provided actual links so you could read. You cba to do that - I cba to bother with you.

Health and Social Care Committee call for government to measure cost of inaction – LGA response The LGA responds to a Health and Social Care Select Committee report on the cost of inaction on reform of adult social care.

And how are waiting lists coming down when the government is blocking overseas recruitment - leading to increased bed blocking.

Apart from that, the only other thing Starmer has achieved is inaction…

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Jobs and services on the line as NHS budget squeeze bites Saffron Cordery responds to a new survey by NHS Providers on the demands of the NHS financial 'reset'.

Financial shortfall of £7b this year means Trusts are slashing services. Our MH provision was pitiful, it’s about to be virtually nonexistent.

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Waiting lists aren’t being reduced - staffing is…because there is no meaningful increase in funding. Councils will continue to go bankrupt, services continue to be slashed. This government is to the right of Cameron’s…and still moving further right.

“I just hate that China’s leaders are so much smarter than our leaders”

Ain’t it so.

E-MAIL inboxes quickly become cluttered with unnecessary files, so in an effort to tidy things up I think it should be possible to combine the 'spam' and junk' folders. I should probably have a name for this folder when I pitch the idea to the major tech companies, and a hybrid or portmanteau word that contains letters from each word seems a good idea to me. So far, I've come up with the name "Jam folder" Do any of your readers have alternative suggestions before I contact Bill Gates? Rev. Cornelius Nutall Finchpalm, Cornertitty

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Workplaces. Increase overall productivity by installing faster internet in the bogs. Eldon Furse, email

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It’s no crushed fossilised can on Roker Beach

No. Let him die.

Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.

Harley Davidson out in the sunny countryside

Weather is wonderful today for those of us not confined to offices

Useful with summer coming up…

It was only the League Cup. Get over yourselves already.

How the hell do I find time to study design specs when I’m busy explaining my evil plans to the agent I’ve just captured?

Answer that one while strapped to a laser death table if you can.

People who bang on about protecting children are invariably white, right wing, Christian nonces

Not the 4 letter word I was thinking of

The Lincoln, Corby

Grim, grim, grim

Israeli warmongers, go fuck yourselves

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid

(…and could still sing the entire opening theme tune to!)

And yet, these days, probably just a little too normal for the USA.

They installing an update?