This has pure Merrymushmen Knock vibes. Love it

Gym goals
Old and busted: strong enough to fight a bear.
New hotness: strong enough to tackle ICE.

what i most want out of a new job is to never, ever have to go on linked in again.

Dinklage leaves no scenery unchewed.

We're all going to write pieces about what you can learn from tonight but it's actually pretty simple: The frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner

I know the answer is clearly: Space constraints and water waste but why aren't there bidets on airplanes? I mean c'mon.

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

The most infuriating thing, to me, about the AI boom is: when it irrecoverably shits itself companies will just gleefully pivot to whatever the fresh, marketable tech is.

!!!

Ok but why isn't this a MTG playmat?

Just writing interview thank you emails to a millennium goth dance mix. Nbd.

I am just a broken pickup truck from living a country song.

Who knew dying could be a Face turn?

"learn to code" was always tantamount to telling me to induce analysis paralysis.

Book 5 of Dungeon Crawler Carl and Margaret Killjoy's The Immortal Choir Holds Every Voice.

In HS my best friend showed me the cassette tapes his older brother had recorded from the local college station. One was labelled "Who Skerdoo"