when I try to take a photo of her she starts to come towards me to get pats

and like she’s just perfect . she really got my looks & i’m thankful for that

sorry to all other tortoise shell cats but midge is the most perfect tortoise shell cat because she’s stuck small.

he loves to drink water .

so bc i don’t live with her i build up my trust over visits & recently she’s gotten to like the point where she will show me her tummy but not mum . & thst means she trusts me more because she knows i picked her . but she shows me her tummy a lot and like it honestly makes me tear up i’m tearing up writing this

this was her watching me with my weed when i was staying at nans & like I actually cannot smoke in front of her I feel bad like I imagine it’s like smoking in front of your child like I would go around the corner out of sight .

she is kind of mad at me atm bc i threw whatever she was sitting on out bc whilst this is sooo cute she’s got a little mattress … but it was giving asbestos csme with the house vibes & my baby is not getting asbestos

she is truly so beautiful like look at her . she is so perfect . i am so star struck by her like she is literally perfect and adorable how lucky am I

it is true that when I love hard even with pets because i teared up writing these alt texts

bert

i love him so much . he is so goofy

laughing bc i really thought she was a mancoon but she has not grown since we got her & like I’m 5’3 that’s so me coded … like yeah she is just like her mama

i picked her so i’m allowed to call her my favourite because she really is . look at her . ugh she’s so me

why does the iphone do this , this is princess midge btw

when will i be able to post videos of her

we’re in a recession i think we should bring swag back

wait i’m sooooo anon coded rn

actuakky artist, dog lover and avid reader does kind of perfectly describe me

I’m so sorry ma’am, I’m afraid your daughter has been diagnosed with… Stupidbigtittius

this is what i want to come back as

i hate having to change my name on everything if i changed it on one thing

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like she is the one i picked n named so it makes sense but like damn i love her she is so perfect

she’s my favourite sorry

now cover girl strike a pose

i ran out and went home but I did accidentally end up in a situationship with him later

when I was 18 some dude in a night club wearing a beanie and a leather jacket came up to me and said “aye shawty i see you looking at me with dem eyez” and I really wish it didn’t illicit such a visceral reaction within me

can i say shawty

or I have that disorder where I physically cannot stop myself from doing what I’ve been told not to do

I just don’t think telling a stoner to stop smoking weed is the best way to stop them from smoking weed

everyone was like “lie to the doctor” and i’m like no seriously i have the autism where I can’t lie because i feel bad so i have to do it this way

:) scare tactics won’t work on me sorry if u tell me to stop smoking weed I will get another doctor to prescribe it to me

had such a good day today! paid $570 to be told off by a doctor!