they should invent a way of me talking that doesnt sound like im an insufferable know-it-all contrarian who has never eaten a bowl of cereal that hasnt been pissed in

you are required to show everyone the ed and stede you make...

the dance moms pyramid but its jackies husbands

yeah its a 90 min long episode. still tho, id take that over the cancellation haha

one of the coupons: ill do the chores for you* :)

the back of the booklet: *eventually

AMEN HALLELUJAH 🙏‼️

ed trying rejection therapy by going up to random people and asking crazy things - would you mind catching a bird for me? would you like to buy the shoes im wearing?

it fails when the person he asks to swap clothes with is an absolute madman and says yes.

hehe i got the reverse of this

dw tho stizzy is still real

finally got that gentlebeard marriage

how romantic, stede!

hhhnnggfgghghnnn

tldr: its like the sims if the characters could just decide not to listen to you and instead play little games

theyll sometimes ask you to help them become friends with someone and then u can tell them what to talk about.

sometimes they get into fights and you have to help them make up. sometimes they want ur help asking someone out or proposing.

theyll also ask u to play little minigames w/ them.

ehhhh... you can make miis and customize their personalities, but from that point on you dont have as much influence. you can give them whatever clothes and rooms you want, and you can make them interact with whoever you want them to, but you dont get to pick what they do during those interactions.

stede. you guys are literally dating. you dont need to be doing all this.

once again holding up my "transfem stede bonnet truther" sign

hairy tumby.....

that ending hurt izzy too :/

he lays down on his tummy and does that little "getting comfy" wiggle. does ed ruin his pants yes or no

youd be ready to risk it all too if you had stede bonnet doing little happy stomps in front of you

(yes i made a whole youtube account for this one video. bsky was trying to suppress my guys....)

he did, in fact, risk it all

youtu.be/Oh1yUvqEPUw?...

likely thing for them to be doing...

omg yay i was going thru cappy withdrawal im glad ur back

(gritting my teeth so hard that they shatter) yeah, no, it sucks that its only 90 minutes. i cant imagine what itd be like to have a show i love get that finale. or even a finale

but have you considered that it also makes him timy :)

close-up of goldfish stede flailing around

him.......

i, too, love this thought

#OFMD #OFMDfanart

stede bonnet forcefem ok sorry bye