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Posts by Jay Batzner

Watching Breaking Bad and I absolutely do not get why people hate on Skyler. She is the only person in the whole show whose actions make sense. She is an adult who has natural reactions to the preposterous situations happening around her.

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Happy birthday to Sheryl Lee!

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Me agreeing to a new project knowing full well it’s gonna add stress 🇲🇽

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The most 90s thing I ever did was be a late night DJ with a show slotted between "The Space Age Bachelor Pad with Judy Jetson" and "Late Nights with Fernando Poo."

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I work in IT, which is the reason our house has:
- mechanical locks
- mechanical windows
- routers using OpenWRT
- no smart home crap
- no Alexa/Google Assistant/...
- no internet connected thermostats
Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! ! love the future!
Programmers/ Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no Alexa/Google Assistant/... - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! ! love the future! Programmers/ Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

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The cover of Alien Roots: Eliane Radigue by Blank Forms

The cover of Alien Roots: Eliane Radigue by Blank Forms

I don't think I've ever gone from "knowing a book exists" to "purchasing a book" so quickly in my whole life.

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On the one hand, searching "pancake recipe for one" might be the saddest search I've ever done.

On the other hand, I get to make pancakes.

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Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing “We at Fisher-Price have always believed in the power of imagination. In discovery. In the joy of a child pressing a button and hearing a satisfying sound. T...

"Effective immediately, Fisher-Price will exit the 'child development toy' vertical and re-emerge as Mattel·igence AI Defense Systems, a fully integrated autonomous weapons manufacturer focused on AI-enabled lethality solutions for the modern battlefield. Our stock is up 4000%."

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All I'm saying is that I'd watch the hell out of a Xena reboot that still stars Lucy Lawless and Renee O'Connor.

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Watching season 3 of The Americans and there is a scene that I can only describe as "erotic dentistry?"

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Lately I've really been missing those little random texts you'd send your partner. Bits of nonsense that made you think of them.

Y'know, writing that just now makes me realize she never really did that for me.

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I don't see a reason to keep a Netflix account anymore. I've been a member since May 2003.
All it is now is an expensive wasteland of stuff I'm not interested in.

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Ain't it a pretty night?

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One thing I dislike about streaming is that giving media as gifts, specifically movies and music, is virtually impossible anymore.

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Fucking My Heart in the Ass

If any of you need a pump-up song for getting divorced, may I humbly suggest

open.spotify.com/track/5y7GM2...

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Not me tearing up over Santos and Mel

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Grooming myself on the couch to show my cat I am interested in his activities.

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Being born in 1974 means I have lived as long in the 20th century as I have the 21st century

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I just watched an old episode of Good Eats and Alton Brown

Made

Tea

In the

Microwave.

The Internet owes @gailsimone.bsky.social an apology.

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If you have recognized Duke on #ThePitt but have forgotten to do an IMDB search to track him down:

He was Rak in season 6 of Buffy. The scumbag magic dealer who sold Willow the black magic that she got high on.

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June 12, 2026
David Geffen Hall at Lincoln Center
Branca Symphony No. 13 (Hallucination City) for 100 electric guitars
Artwork by Robert Longo
Conducted by Reg Bloor

June 12, 2026 David Geffen Hall at Lincoln Center Branca Symphony No. 13 (Hallucination City) for 100 electric guitars Artwork by Robert Longo Conducted by Reg Bloor

Coming to @lincolncenter.bsky.social on June 12: an event that will "likely be the loudest show in the history of Lincoln Center" (their claim): Glenn Branca's Symphony No. 13 "Hallucination City" for 100 electric guitars, conducted by Reg Bloor. Details here: lincolncenter.org/series/summe...

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An orange and white cat asleep on my lap

An orange and white cat asleep on my lap

Looks like I have to cancel classes today.

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Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

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And they only come in packs of 4

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Several toy pianos and noisemakers on a table

Several toy pianos and noisemakers on a table

Daria, a young woman in a grey blazer and black pants standing next to a poster presentation about Merce Cunningham

Daria, a young woman in a grey blazer and black pants standing next to a poster presentation about Merce Cunningham

One day they are 5 and you are enrolling them in ballet 1 class.

Then they are 21 and you are performing Cage with them.

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The thing I like most about performing Cage is that it brings a sense of purposefulness that is otherwise lacking in my day-to-day activities.

Everything is deliberate. Every choice I make is meaningful. It affects how I see everything I'm doing that day.

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An underappreciated gem!

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Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

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One day the sadness will end

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Rockwell painting of guy standing up

Rockwell painting of guy standing up

Lauren Sanchez doesn’t deserve to be happy

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