New script for calling your representatives:

“Hello senator I am a constituent and I am AAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaahhHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

De meeste mensen zijn geen fan van het weer dat we dit weekend hadden 🌧️

Maar veel amfibieën vinden het geweldig, waaronder deze spectaculaire en meest gele vuursalamander die ik ooit vond 💛🖤

The weird pop country music that’s like twangy with a beat under it is the most horrid shit I’ve ever heard in my life

But first, nap.

On the rare occasion that the DMV isn’t experiencing a torrential downpour, bubby likes to go out and photosynthesize 🌿

Northern Michigan, Presque Isle park 🤍

Oh I LOVE that 😭🤍

pls universe give maryland another snow day. my buddy was so excited to play in it 😭🤍❄️

Fully convinced that the U.P. in late November/early December is my favorite.

The peace on Bluesky has made Twitter seem WORSE.

he fits, he sits