writing a joel miller x reader fan fic ….. if any freak is interested

40 year old coworker (with a wife and kids) lowkey just tried to come on to me real hard bro when I said I wanted an older man he is NOT what I mean’t 😭

i love her STUPID FACEEE

just watched THAT scene of Pedro Pascal in episode 2 of Narcos I can’t think straight I can’t focus on anything dude

and i will not dampen my character to appease your comfort level

if I do not read at least 2 smut fics off ao3 before bed and when I wake up I will perish horribly

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majorly disappointed by my family for both christmas and my birthday so I’m taking myself to see Nosferatu tomorrow

HELP MEEEE I NEED JOEL MILLER BAD

I miss you Joel Miller..

attempting to fix my washer call me BUTCH

HOW DID YOU GET FOUR????

stop this is so cute I love Mudkip and Torchic so much

I need to be loved Irishly

desperately need someone to tell me if I’m suffering from eyebrow blindness

should I do pencil thin eye brows more often yes or no

my ex keeps following my socials and makes subtle attempts at contacting me like … we broke up years ago MOVE ON FREAK

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physically cannot sleep without my nightly smut fic on ao3

sexy anime figurine with cute little ferret

They have a healthy relationship based on mutual respect and shared values

piccrew foreverrr

had massage for my birthday today and when I tell you I damn near passed put snoring MULTIPLE times on that massage bed I was fighting for my LIFE to stay awake

took my family to see Interstellar for my birthday I got one person saying they liked it and the rest didn’t get it 😭 BRO ………

A Hallmark movie where instead of moving to a small town and falling in love, I move to the country and I eat a lot of peaches.

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

I watched The Mandalorian when it first came out now I’m rewatching it from the beginning……fucking Pedro Pascal I need him so bad oh my GODDD

it’s been so long since I’ve seen any Star Wars related media god I’ve honestly missed it so bad

the feminine urge to take spicy photos that will just sit in your camera roll