Posts by Tour de Joe
I guess it could take the wax OFF your chain. 💁♂️
Haha. If the US were a real country, the 3.8 mile bus ride to where I work would take less than 45 minutes and only involve one Cincinnati bus.
Why didn’t you tell me thru axles can seize up if you ignore your mountain bike too long!?
So ashamed. Haha. But plan to ride tonight…after I clean & grease axles, add sealant to tires, lube chain and give the dropper some attention. 🤪
Can we make the sidewalk and bike lane and that grass between them one big protected travelway for people running, walking dogs, biking.
Cleaned out our shed yesterday. Rode today. It was the hardest 42mi bike path ride I’ve had in months. Haha. 🐢
That said I want my next project to be a weird bike like a single speed track bike with a 650b front wheel and a disc rear or like a double decker tall bike or some kind of 26inch MTB to gravel conversion thing. Weeeeiiiiirrrrd. 🤪
Oh yeah. Sold my 1985 Bianchi Stelvio overhaul project to a young rider who loves old bikes. $275 👊☺️🚴♂️❤️🇮🇹
10 years ago every brewery had an oversized Jenga set
now every brewery has a run club
Can’t get hit by a car driver if you’re not around car drivers.
Just tell people it helps to sense wind direction. 🚴♂️💨
Went for a recovery ride today after helping Wout win Paris-Roubaix this morning. 👏👊😭
For a moment everything’s alWout with the world! 🚴♂️🇫🇷
It’s 4.5 miles from downtown Cincinnati to my neighborhood, and that’s how I measure the finish of all bike races.
Sold! 💰
What if we had softly curved rims and glued tires on? 🙆♂️
Can we just leave the stupid “waiting” talk back in the doping era where it belongs. 💁♂️
MVDP’s Arenberg, in like a lion out like a lamb.
What is a “stay ah gee”
That Chris King Buzz™️
Amazing work, Wisconsin! 💙🌊
Stuck in my head while riding my bike: the limbo song but with fart noises. 🍑💨🚴♂️
Right!? I’d gladly pay for universal healthcare and a bike path in front of my house.
Real Mads 🤝 Trek Coffee Mads
Everyone is solo. Giving Wout my virtual wheel to catch Remco for 3rd. 👊😬
Thinking Wout and Mads should get a glimpse of Remco on this open short hill with 27 to go.
I see Pogs attacking MVDP but not the other way around.
Mentally giving Remco a sticky bottle. 🚀