Read this in his voice, too

a tiny picture of Mario on a big tv

The coolest part of the Nintendo Switch 2 event was this TV at check in that had a incredible low resolution image of Mario for no conceivable reason

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

JERRY ADAMS DENIES ALL INVOLVEMENT WITH THE SHAMROCK SHAKE

Tiocfaidh ár lárge fries with that.

McDonald's says tiocfaidh ár lá

Truth

Now more than ever.

Now more than ever.

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

ICE on IG: Enforcement Update January 23, 2025 538 Arrests 373 Detainers Lodge

ACAB, but ICE are so much more inhumane than cops. some dude becomes a cop for the pension, only freaks care about "protecting the border".

like fucking give your balls a tug you medieval fuckin' pig the goths aren't coming for your farmlands

hey so as a kid i used to have panic attacks about:
- plagues
- nazis
- dealing with a coup

pls send me some money for liquor or something i'm like.

holy fuck

THIS IS IT. The special general elections for Florida’s 1st & 6th Congressional Districts are on APRIL 1, 2025. If we flip these seats, we can STOP Project 2025. No excuses! Mark your calendars! Show up!

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

We will persevere. 🏳️‍🌈

Be proud. Be you.

44,000 protested against the AfD and fascism in Stuttgart yesterday.

Fact.

So far here’s a list of companies reinforcing their commitment to Diversity, Equity & Inclusion:
Apple
Costco
Bank of America
Delta
JP Morgan
Marriott
Microsoft
Procter & Gamble
Goldman Sachs
American Airlines
Southwest Airlines
United Airlines
Catholic Health

The Day of Our Divorce Hearing you treated me to lunch, a spaghetti place. We had never been so kind to each other. When you said I'm still a slob we laughed. After lunch we stood in the parking lot. You said, You have the last word but I said, No, I'm tired of being the one who sums things up. You get the last word. But you couldn't think of one. So off you went to our silver car, I to our red one. It's three years later. And even that's just a story now. Lately I don't feel as if I lived with you. But I remember our kindness that day, when it no longer mattered.

This poem made me stop in my tracks.

your trans friends are sadder than they've ever been, and would love a check in

Your child did not choose to be trans, but did choose to be honest with you about it. 🏳️‍⚧️

Showing unconditional love and acceptance will have a huge positive impact on their life.

Love him or hate him, one thing is clear: if Nixon were alive today, he’d probably do a mean kickflip.

That’s all I’ll say

Missing "Taiwan is China".

me: so a "california stop" is illegal. and a "rolling stop" is illegal. but a "california roll" is a delicious treat

anton chigurh seeing another car coming: Nevermind. Just go.