This is what I mean. Leave the boy to protest his innocence. He'll be in the local paper doing the compo face.

Wait, could you replace the black plastic with yellow plastic?

I've always wondered if I cut the clamp off a stranger's car, would the stranger be prosecuted?

I assumed for ages when I was a kid it was like a personal, five seater hovercraft.
I think I saw one on TV and was like "hang on a minute..."

You've removed the bag for the person now, yeah?

I think what they're looking at on the screen is more important than how long they're looking at a screen, though massively harder to measure or categorise.
Lots of people spend an awful lot of time online doing positive activism or even just putting twelve hours a day into an online game.

I see nitrous cannisters when I'm out running, usually under bridges and laybys. I think it's drivers using them, which is mad.

That's brutal, hope you're over it now.
A colleague done himself injuries while stamping down recycling the night before the bins went out.
I had to suppress laughing as I visualised it.

Victimless crime.
Not even really a crime.

Is the tyre cover on a gimbal so that it (sort of) levels when one side is parked on a footway?

Just off a call with a vendor. They were looking for candour, asking for my view on a couple of sensitive things.
The guy had the Meta glasses on.
I didn't feel able to ask him to take them off, so I made a joke about them and he immediately took them off.
The call was with a cybersecurity vendor.

If he did, he'd be mad to raffle that off.

That is my truth. You are entitled to your own truth.

Trump's Ballroom won't have midweek bingo, which the Barrowlands Ballroom (probably still) has.

Who shouts it?

There's nothing better than wringing 10/10ths out of a slow car.

Let me just check Polymarket.

Lots of laughs on this ep, it was brilliant.
I loved when he asked if you guys had any tips for hat he should look into.

Is this your lead in to a full, start to end, Justified rewatch?

Be funny if the fake shirts had each other's betting company sponsor on them.

I couldn't believe these swaps were a thing when I first heard about them.
I overheard a conversation between some Citroen Dyane/2CV owners where they were talking about GS swaps.
I assumed Citroen GS, and a couple were, and then the BMW GS guys spoke up. Watching them all realise was mad.

Do you have the book where one of the trains says he won't go out in the rain so the Fat Controller bricks up the tunnel he's hiding in?
In later books, the free trains sometimes stop to chat to the trapped train, and sometimes they mock him.
He gets out eventually, when they need him to do a job.

The cost to consumers is based on price opportunism by fuel retailers.
When the price at the pump changes every day, but the fuel went into the tank days ago, it's the retailer changing the price based on what they think they can get away with.

I hoped they were disputing your claim that The Thick Of It doesn't hold up.
I loved your video and I love The Thick Of It and I can't reconcile these two loves.

The Yogi bear pic-a-nic basket is a touch of class.
Classic Volvo estate flex to carrying four refurbed wheels with tyres and a lavish lunch.

No Man's Land is much better than it should be.
I persuaded my special lady friend to watch it a couple of weeks ago and my stock remains high.
Extreme Prejudice is a really good time.

I'm going to try this.
It better not be a prank...

That's a lotta bags.
Incredible value on a per bag basis.

Very much looking like what it is now.
How many bags to go?

It looks like a parallel universe Fiesta.
I don't hate it.